So, I had an incredible time at Emerald City Comic Convention this weekend — the entire thing was like a creative handjob. Seeing all the talented artists, publishers, etc. was just stupefying. It was also a real treat actually meeting some people who have read the comic — people I’ve never met before. Usually, there’s some sort of interaction with a person that leads me bribing them to check the site out, then they might get back to me with a “hey, that’s not bad” or “wow, you’re a creepy sex addict” and we go from there. But to have ...

They might have cured AIDS this week — no one would have known, however, because THE ENTIRE WORLD IS FLIPPING OUT OVER THIS VIDEO: And rightfully so. It’s pretty much everything you can expect from two weird-ass super divas such as these. I was, at first, a little put off, but then I realized I would have been disappointed if they had done anything less crazy. And c’mon…the fucking Pussy Wagon is in it. You simple can not beat that. ALSO. I will be at Emerald City Comicon TOMORROW, Saturday the 13th, hanging out with the awesome guys at the ...

Clark, an avid carnivore, has decided to cut pig out of his diet. Perhaps for health reasons, or perhaps Charlotte’s Web finally got to him, I’m not certain. And obviously, when he commits, he commits. I want to see “The Secret of Kells” SO BAD. And my interest has only gone up since I found out it’s only playing in ONE theater in the U.S. So if any New York or European readers see it, tell me how it was! Would anyone be interested in writing articles for Capitol Hillbillies? Shoot me an email. ...

Really, I can’t tell you how many unfortunate situations a little bottoming has gotten me out of. Almost as many as it’s gotten me into. Nothing says “I truly apologize” like your ankles behind your head. Nothing. A friend sent this game my way, and, like she said, it is Flash game perfection. It’s also the gayest game I’ve played since Sodomy Sodomy Revolution. If the word “this” doesn’t grab you, perhaps the name will: “Robot Unicorn Attack” ...

The order in the first panel is a REAL ORDER that I heard from the twinkiest thing I’ve ever seen. His face look like a china-doll. Anyway, at that point I wondered if he was that picky about EVERYTHING in life. I imagine giving head to him was quite a process. It’s been freakishly nice weather for Seattle in February. I gonna go enjoy that now. Kthxbai. ...

Some non-Capitol Hillbillies sketches for you. I plan on branching out a bit more, for variety’s sake. Enjoy. ...

It’s been almost 160 comics since I’ve done Valentines before, but the first ones are still one of my favorite strips ever. Here’s another round for ya. Pass them out to all your co-workers, classmates, loved ones, and tricks. As you’ve probably guessed by my bitter bitter attitude towards romance, I don’t celebrate Valentines Day — with the exception of the day AFTER, when all that delicious chocolate is on sale for half off. It’s really just a dumb, dumb holiday — shouldn’t it be up to the couple to decide on a day that’s particularly special to ...

Our fellow Hillbilly John is back from across the pond and back on the hill. Suddenly every coffee shop, every book store, and every dark sketchy alley holds a dear, dear memory of forgotten lust, excitement, and case of the herp. Last year, perhaps some of you out there witnessed the spectacle that is RuPaul’s Drag Race. For those of you unfamiliar, we’re not talking about cars going around in circles, but rather the most ridiculous, extraordinary, and talented drag performers all ass-kissing and bitch-slapping their way to the top of this imaginary mountain that RuPaul has created. It is, ...

I’m sure most of you have seen the link to the right under “awesome web comics” called Abel Boddy. It’s quite a classic within the “gay webcomic” scene. However, digging a little deeper, on THAT blogroll, you can find a link to C. Edward’s other webcomic “MeatCute” (”MEATCUTE”? “Meatcute”? Whatever.) Here you’ll find a ton of simple, three panel strips with lots of raunchy, raunchy gay sex. The current series ‘ 12″ Roommate ‘ is basically just a series of shoving giant cartoon wang into little cartoon butts. Win-win, right? On top of that (pun not intended) you also ...

And they lived happily ever after. I just wanted to make a quick note about stuff in the store and shipping that’s been coming up occasionally: All the shipping prices in there are for a single item; I don’t have the store set up (yet) to change the shipping if, say, you wanted 3 or 5 or 10 strips. Obviously you don’t need to pay individual shipping prices on all the items, and you’d get a shipping discount for bulk orders. For example, if you got five strips, you wouldn’t be charged $3 S+H times 5 ($15), but rather a ...

Not that I or anyone I know would ever look at pornography on the internet (/sarcasm) but I did in my travels through the interwebz stumble across this little gem of a video on Xtube.com. I was not at the time actively trying to get off, boredom having driven me to Xtube more than my libido, but had that been my goal it would have been utterly foiled by one minute and eight seconds into the video as I started laughing out loud. Here’s the video. Now, ostensibly these are “straight” men who have been driven to gay porn by the ...

Sometimes you gotta try a different tactic. Sometimes you might play a little word game. Sometimes you might buy them a Mai Tai or three. And sometimes you get Elle Woods and her lawyer boyfriend to out the pool boy. It all gets to the same place. An awkward morning, maybe with some heavy sobbing. ...

The technique that one uses in order to get one to admit that they do, in fact, enjoy taking up the back door is really more of an artform. The subtle remarks. Catching them staring at your ass when you wore your tightest girl-jeans. Leaving a condom up their ass when they passed out drunk. It’s the little things that really add up to something special. Something that they can come to you, in their time of need, for further investigating. Of their prostate, of course. ...

So, Tegan and Sara. They’re, you know, cool, I guess. Ok, I went to The Evergreen College in Olympia WA, and if I was to say, out loud, that I didn’t really get Tegan and Sara I would have probably be bludgeoned to death by dildos from a collection of very angry lesbians within earshot. I mean, these two are practically demi-gods within the community. It must be the funky hair and colored American Apparel denim or something. I just don’t see it. Hold on, my Lady Gaga playlist just ended…. Anyway, reader CJ sent this video in, and I must ...

Metric and I have a sordid past. I’ll listen to them for months at a time, get sick of their stuff, then leave it alone for a year or so. Then I remember them, or in this case, someone reminds me, and I end up listening to them for months again. Its sort of like that person who’s not really your lover, but that friend you see every so often and pick up right where you left off. I really love this song, and the video is surprisingly simple but really well done. Metric “Gimme Sympathy” (Thanks Julian!) ...

If there was ever an amateur porn site with heart, soul, and dick, it would be Tommy 9×6. I wish more hung guys out there did what he’s doing. You see, college student Tommy here, who’s penile dimensions are 9 by 6, decided that he wanted to show off his stuff to people, guys and girls, who might enjoy seeing it. So, he started his own-semi professional video blog and it has since blossomed into quite the biz, where his bandwidth costs are surpassing his tuition! I love it because he mixes things up every week: while they’re mostly ...

You’ve seen Avatar, right? More importantly, you’ve seen the wheelchair-rockin’est, buzz-cut sportin’est, pinch-his-cheeks-cutiest main character played by Sam Worthington. James Cameron’s latest masterpiece, or “The Trippiest Thing I’ve Seen Since That One Time I Did Shrooms And Watched ‘The Labyrinth’” places this Australian actor in his latest role since “Terminator: Salvation” and I have to hand it Sam: he makes freaky-deaky things look good. As I watched Worthington’s human form roll around in Avatar, I totally imagined that scene from Glee a few weeks back, where handicapped Artie was hitting on the stuttering Asian chick; I was sort of hoping ...

Sorry about not having a strip Tuesday, busy with festivities etc. Here’s a gem that should get y’all in the holiday mood, featuring the choir that John is in: the London Gay Mens Choir. Sadly, this is before he was a part of it, but I you might still enjoy it. Just maybe. Thanks to Wes! ...

Found this little gem on gay-torrents.net the other day. Yeah, it’s more cartoon porn, but it’s a classic. Godzilla, Optimus Prime, Chuck Norris: all our boys are there. Follow the yellow brick link: The Ultimate Orgy: Flash Animation ...

So I’ll confess; I am not an American Idol fan. I have never watched anything beyond the first couple episodes where they showcase the bouquet of tragedies in the preliminary auditions. I am a big fan of Kelly Clarkson and I’ve sung, “Before He Cheats” once or twice at karaoke (badly, of course) but beyond that I couldn’t even tell you who any other winners of the show have been. Mr. Lambert here was apparently the runner up on the most recent season of American Idol. I have no idea to whom he lost. The internet tells me that he ...