I’ve seen nothing but a string of adverts for “Male Enhancement Pills” American television is dire. ShareThis ...

Successfully completed the Ottawa journey as of about 30 minutes ago. <3 to mab1981 and the mr for having us (for their canibal dinner - don’t worry I has an automatic I didn’t need the leg anyway!) Laptop battery flattening me deaded now. ShareThis ...

• i have oral pain. I thought only good came from mouth (like mouth sex or eating). #
• vile. My gum was inflated around the tooth. So i poked it. puss squirted out. I’ll need to pay my dentist that £50. #

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• I saw something on the CBC news this evening about a woman left for dead in a Brooklyn hospital. Fucking sick shit. #

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Bunny Love Originally uploaded by Кевин There is love for all, even bunnies. God I hate bunnies. ShareThis ...

At 6am in Canada time I get a call.  I AM THE NATWEST ANTI-FRAUD ROBODROID WOMAN, PLEASE ENTER ON YOUR KEYPAD THE FOLLOWING ITEMS OF SECURITY.  I did.  It failed.  So the bitch put me on hold and about 1 minute later (80p in real money) I get a human.  The call only took a further 45 seconds.  Why didn’t they send a human to call me in the first place?!?!  I feel I might complain, their robots are starting to annoy me. The end of it all, was a dodgy cashpoint that couldn’t fulfil my transactions so cancelled it which ...

• In a queue for street disco. At least i’m sober tonight. What a mess! Photos to come. #
• Best line: “wait for me. wait for me! Fucking wait for me!!!” #
• You are cheerful and well liked - i don’t think the fortune cookie gets it. #

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Sun 29/06/2008 07:13 to Twitter (SMS): Best line: “wait for me. wait for me! Fucking wait for me!!!” This was from earlier when me and kira were waiting for street disco (which closed as we got to the front) some girly screamed across the street to her friends. Halarious! Guess you had to be there for it to get the full impact. Also this city. It’s one big gay. Love it. ShareThis ...

WTF? Originally uploaded by Кевин Anybody want to explain what this sign is trying to tell me? I can see a stick man, some hashings and a box making a right turn. Other than that it doesn’t make any sense. ShareThis ...

• Best thing head from a TO Tramp: GET AWAY FROM MY CROTCH WHITE WHORES. She bellowed on the tram whilst sat alone. She’s also white. #

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Toyota Matrix Originally uploaded by Кевин This is the car I have for two weeks, it’s a bit strange. But it’s got aircon which we like. ShareThis ...

Nothing more interesting than a rather strange evening. This was one of them. I went out with a man named John whom I met a couple days back, first we stopped at his when his father and one of his girlfriends came over (serious), this went on for about an hour and was a bit surreal! But it was all good. Then we went out to goodhandy’s, which I must say was rather, different. Models, naked men, sex rooms, full on locally produced porno and drunken Irish boys. If cameras were allowed I would have taken photos to prove it. It ...

• @Jeterish also sounds like a fantastic end to one too! #

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This is a left hand drive car.  They aren’t so hot.  Even more annoyingly it’s automatic.  Automatic not so hot. Also I have discovered the laws of the road are pretty crap too.  I look forward to driving the beast again. Off topic: I deactivated my ShoZu, so had to reactivate it.  Bastard thing cost 3 quid in ROAMING DATA! ShareThis ...

• How random, music from video games concert. What kind of fool thought this crap up? #

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Sun 22/06/2008 18:55 to Charlie Earl (SMS): Nothing but white folk. Sun 22/06/2008 18:56 from Charlie Earl (SMS): Ask where you can get a roti Sun 22/06/2008 18:57 to Charlie Earl (SMS): I’m going to ask where they keep their token ethnic. Sun 22/06/2008 18:58 from Charlie Earl (SMS): The prison Sun 22/06/2008 18:58 to Charlie Earl (SMS): There is no prison here. Just a lynch tree. Sun 22/06/2008 18:59 from Charlie Earl (SMS): Ur sick Sun 22/06/2008 19:00 to Charlie Earl (SMS): Seriously this place is something out me a horror film. Just white people with no souls and too much money. Sun 22/06/2008 19:02 from Charlie Earl (SMS): Sounds like a good ...