We've all gotour claimto fame.All. ...

We've all gotour claimto fame.All. ...

Remember when youcrushed on him - Well do you? ...

Do you believe inreincarnation?Jason VerlaineVerlaine.Verlaine.Maybe that's whathe'd be like - If he were alive today.Could be.Or maybe I just seepoetry in the name. ...

I still - have a thing forBen Affleck.Big, big, thingbetween my - legs. Ouais.I do. ...

Unusual?I think...Not. 'Cause I wear ahat indoors.When I was little I'd weara baseball cap to bed.*Is it bad manners towear a hat indoors?*Perhaps, I should consult anetiquette book about that.Not that I'd stop wearingmy hat indoors, 'cause...It's something I enjoy.It's a habit.Like...beating off. ...

Yesterday.No gifts.And Today - No shopping.Still... Happy Boxing Day ...

This picturereminds me that I saw parts of four versions of The Nutcracker on TV yesterday.Yet - Mysteriously I still didn'tsee the whole ballet.Oh, and that a lot of the time when I'm watching television I'm naked.Or when I'mblogging.Or reading.And, paradoxically, that I've had a lot of sex with my clothes on.Funny that. ...

If I said - Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas- would it sound dirty? ...

Silent night.Um - I don't think so. ...

Loving the hat.Great hat. Want ...The hat. ...

Everybody knows.Everybody.I mean - It's a matter of public record.Right? ...

Last night I foundmyself between Nordstromand Barneys and not feeling a lotlike Christmas. This whole not doinggifts thing, it's - It sucks, y'all.I would say that it sucks balls.But -That's fun.The highlight of the evening?Easy - that was watching some cowboy pull his girlfriend away from the Tiffany and Co window.A real cowboy.That...perked me up.Great ass.Wranglers.Nice. ...

Cougar Um...Better to make thatReindeer Games.Since, you know,'tis the Season.Lucky Reindeer.Although - They're looking a lot like cougars to me.Wanna play? ...