If you missed The Farce of Flurry Croak on Monday, here's the roundup of it all you lazy bartch! Just like Anderson Pooper the contestants hopped on the instagranny-trolly to pap some "unChristian" pictures of this that and the other. In this episode we found out why Sisi Sickles' "misshapen and sagging body" got eliminated, how new contestant and friend-of-Jesus Petunia Proudfoot manages to wear such an enormous denim skirt and why reporter Brenda Bergman always has one busy hand behind her back as she admits to some nightly hidden hand calamities. You can follow the contestants ...

Featuring black paint splatter booties and a The Knife-esque steel drum solo section, Lawrence Rothman's debut single see's him as "deranged Elizabeth Taylor" at The Chateau Marmont accompanied, and visibly disturbed by a couple of twisted sisters who give the video a LA Lynchian feel. The video for 'Montauk Fling' was directed by photographer Floria Sigismondi who recently shot David Bowie's 'The Next Day' and is set to release Rothman's single on her new label Mama Roma tomorrow. [via nowness] ...

Described on Chinese site Weibo as "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out" these hairy leggings are supposed to be worn at the sea-side [probably in addition to Chinese beach balaclava] to deter unwanted male attention. Although I believe it may deter attention from certain pervs I'm pretty sure you will simultaneously receive all kinds of other attention from gays with a penchant for MASKED HAIRY TWINKY ASIAN LADY-BOYS, so this is maybe not a wardrobe ploption for your long weekend Fire Island get-away; you may want to opt for sandy sleeping ...

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Tom Van der Borght's Fall/Winter '13/14 collection is inspired by engravings of real and mythical animals by the Renaissance Polymath Albrecht Durer. His multi-gendered pony-print collection comprises of anemone-esque extremeties, cucoon-like rosarch bubble-garments, BOBBLY BUBBLEGUM TABIS, centaur sweat-suits and prancing pony callots which you can pony-peek at AFTER THE JUMP.OMG there's more! READ THE REST ...

Looking like Artemis Bell in a pair of mime gloves, Finnish performance artist Heidi Kilpeläinen embodies the iceberg she sings about: like the iceberg she's big, she's scary, and she would kill a boat full of people in the middle of the night if you accidentally bumped into her ass on the dancefloor. "Im a little iceberg, floating towards you" _I have to say Heidi you are so scaring me right now with your CARDBOARD CUTOUT WHITE-EMMENTAL-CHEESE-SLICE-CROWN I can't tell whether she's just getting tired of prancercising at 4.00 or if she's actually having a full on middle-aged melt-down. Go buy ...

When the library is closed, I can't think of anything better than an evening 'mongst the marshlands with my fishing rod dipped in the shallows, trying to catch myself a couple of tins of tuna or a packet of frozen salmon. The best way to do this is with a piece of bait, and I know one fishy queen who has a box of bait that she seems eager to share. Alaska Thunderfuck may have lost RuPaul's battle but she is totally WINNING THE WHORE as she has been seen with her bait box hanging out of recent. Follow the ...

Henry Cavill lures young men into the military with his shirtless torso [dlisted] Lindsay Graham recognizes that white people are no longer in charge [towleroad] Essential Reading: The 2013 anti-gay company progress report [queerty] Fashion editorial "packages" [oh la la] Montreal's interim mayor Michael Applebaum has been busted for fraud. Maybe the city's third mayor inside of a year won't be a criminal? [joe] Leonardo DiCaprio gets shirtless in the Wolf of Wall Street trailer [socialite life] Jeff Garlin was arrested in an altercation over a parking space [blemish] OMG One Direction solo project? [tabloid prodigy] Guess how ...

Not content with her sixth place finish on the latest season of Rupaul's Drag Race, star contestant Alyssa Edwards decided to go undercover and enter the big leagues as Miss Utah "Marissa Powell." Unfortunately she got tripped up by a thought-provoking question from Miss USA judge and former Real Housewife of Atlanta NeNe Leakes. If you haven't already seen the debacle, you can watch it after the jump.OMG there's more! READ THE REST ...

OK, so apparently ^ THIS ^ is a thing now. In THIS video, you can discover how it is you dress your chicken: "So to put a diaper on a chicken [I honestly cannot even believe this]...you wanna keep her fresh [OK, fresh, got it]....cover her poophole [this makes my poophole invert]...blah blah blah so you don't hurt her" ...HURT HER?! What do you think this dumpy BATIK-C'EST-CHIC is gonna do to her street-cred? I think if the other chickens see she has that on they will beat the chicken crap out of her 'poophole'; first off for having to ...

Israeli Central Saint Martins' graduate Assaf Reeb is, like all great men, a fan of male nudity. Through his designs he is questioning the normative lack of selective nudity in menswear compared to womenswear which often celebrates a peak-a-boo in the right place, and we're not talking about ANDREW CHRISTIAN CROTCHLESS PENILE PRESENTATION PANTIES right now. "If you were doing typography, you'd give just as much thought to the spaces between the letters, so why not do the same with clothing?" The Peter Jensen-tutored menswear designer has already had clothing produced by Tilda Swinton favourite Pringle Of Scotland, and ...

Honestly, if I don't get a trim down there once a week I get all Maison Margiela hairy couture creature, so I can totally relate to the hair horrors in this video. Featuring some seriously silky pubic facial wigs and an EBONY & IVORY 'Harry and the Hendersons' HIS & HERS' dance-off, this is Breach's video for 'Jack' which is the last thing I want to do after viewing this...in fact it should be called 'Get Electrolysis', as in; "I want your body, everybody wants your body so let's GET ELECTROLYSIS!" Seriously, book an appointment now Hairy Mary, I'm getting pubes ...

If like me you hate those pretty white popular bitches from the cheerleading squad and hate team B cheer leaders even worse because they think they are top notch even though you could dance-shite all over their crispy perms but they wouldn't let you in because you're a Mr-male and sort of like to make up your own moves anyway so whatever. ...well then you better hope the Prancing Elites' all black all male cheerleading squad have a team B for BOW-LEGGED FRECKLY WHITE GIRLS because if that exists then I'm the head lady in that pompom squadron and we ...

Man magazine 'Man About Town' will try their super best to convince you that this editorial has something to do with wrist watches or some silly nonsense, but we here at omgblog are smarter than that and we see that's it's a little bit about this ripped flawless model but mainly just about this smushy faced orange cat blob, which you can see more of AFTER THE JUMP. Who even cares about what time it is, with this pan-faced meowser around the only times that are important are feeding time, sleepy time, treats time, time to clean the kitty ...

Lyric videos have become so much more than simply karaoke-esque shocking pink tickers with a bouncy ball that hops from one - word - to - the - next. A couple weeks back Kylie collaborator Nom De Strip dropped her new track 'Skirt' at a set at Pacha Ibiza, which was then double dropped on the web shortly after. Fellow Australasian photographer and director Will Davidson shot Kylie for NOWNESS barely donned in Alexander Wang and Jimmy Choos. ...and now Nowness is giving you the chance to win a Kylie-signed copy of one of the 1000 photos used throughout the kaleidoscopic lavender ...

Daniel Rodrigues' editorial 'Ethnicolour' brings to mind a multicoloured multitude of 80s icons: Woolen Devo, amber-orange Leigh Bowery [& makeup], a neonised Laurie Anderson's 'Big Science'. You can catch the WOOLEN WUNDERWEARS by Rebel Yuths after the jump where you can also seek the CABLEKNIT SNUGGIE and a Bugs Bunny carrot prop plus b-ball boots a la SpaceJam '96.OMG there's more! READ THE REST ...

Ben Baur played Alex in Logo TV's 2012 web series 'Hunting Season' where in webisode 1 he snags a bulge on the underground in the form of Ben Andrews. Said bulge joins Alex in couch romp where said bulge them becomes said bigger bulge and all sorts of bulge-centric activities ensue. You can see caps of the bulge-fest after the jump, and read Baur's piece he wrote for The Huffington Post entitled 'Being an Out Gay Actor' HERE.OMG there's more! READ THE REST ...

Soaring over a seascape of crimson flares, the viewer is taken ashore to witness some sort of explosion-centric inner city mushroom cloud mayhem, yet Young Galaxy's song sounds upbeat with it's synthesised steel-drum chorus and percussive reverberated verses. Canadian outfit Young Galaxy's album 'Ultramarine' is out NOW, get it before it explodes...I guess !?! [via PMA] ...