hasn’t been feeling too well lately. Doctor’s thought it was maybe because she was boning Chad Kroeger
, which could make anyone ill — but that wasn’t it!
The doctor’s were all like, “Get your ass out of bed Avril, go pick out a pink chunky polkadot tie to throw over an Emily Strange t-shirt, and get out there!”
which Avril was literally, like, not able to do cuz in reality, it was Lyme Disease that was keeping her down. Anyway — Avril
is feeling much better these days, and wants to raise awareness and stuff so ...