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Kylie Jenner is the new Kim Kardashian …  »  popbytes
Deep down, I think we all knew that Kim Kardashian couldn’t last forever (although it feels like it by now). Like oil reserves or helium, we only had a set amount of tolerance for Kim’s famewhoring ways, and it was rapidly depleting. Between Kim’s fast fading beauty, her dwindling career opportunities and her in general caustic demeanor, eventually we would need to think about expanding outwards to other forms of Kardashian. So lo and behold, here’s half-sister Kylie Jenner, who has finally completed her transformation into Kim. Is this the moment we stop being dependant on Kim as a source ...
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Posted:  8/29 6:40am
‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ has some new teasers!  »  popbytes
Now that American Horror Story: Freak Show (premiering October 8th on FX) is unleashing their teasers for real this time (along with the just released official character poster posted above), it’s time for everyone’s favorite game … Baseless Fan Speculation! The game that accomplishes nothing and just manages to irritate everyone! So, let’s see the two new teasers, shall we? All right, so now we have snake man, three-legged acrobat and chicken lady. I know what you’re thinking: Best orgy ever, right? Anyway, if I had to guess, snake man is probably on the bad side of ...
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Posted:  8/29 12:40am
Justin Bieber is comparing himself to Princess Diana?  »  popbytes
You know what’s sad? This morning, I woke up, found two different Justin Bieber stories, and had to debate which one was dumber and ergo more postable. Ultimately, I skipped Justin trying to mess with a guy’s cell phone at Dave & Buster’s in lieu of writing about how he got rear-ended by a photographer and is now comparing himself to the late Princess Diana. I guess what I’m trying to say is STOP GIVING ME OPTIONS. At least limit yourself to one stupid, myopic and asinine thing per day. According to the website, the “Baby” ...
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Posted:  8/28 12:30am
Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to be Beyoncé’s buddy anymore?  »  popbytes
Kim Kardashian (hell, her entire family really) has always struck me as a person who never really progressed mentally, emotionally, or psychologically past high school. Which would explain why a woman well into her thirties would build her entire life and career around the very nebulous idea of being “popular”. Because let’s be honest: If you’re over the age of thirty, and you still spend this much time worrying about other people being aware of you, you have missed the boat on being a fully realized person. Anyway, now Kim, the 33-year-old adult, is throwing a hissy fit ...
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Posted:  8/27 12:30am
So the 2014 Emmy Awards were handed out last night …  »  popbytes
Well, that was anticlimactic. Yes, I actually managed to watch the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards last night hosted by Seth Meyers, and yes, they went off pretty smoothly. But I stick with my initial reaction: There were no real surprises. It was like a repeat performance, watching all the previous winners (Breaking Bad! Modern Family! Jim Parsons, the only saving grace of The Big Bang Theory!) all get yet another win. Anyway, here’s the complete list of winners, via Us Weekly … Drama Series Breaking Bad Comedy Series Modern Family Lead Actor in a Drama Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad Lead Actor ...
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Posted:  8/27 12:20am
Did Nicki Minaj fake her VMAs wardrobe malfunction?  »  popbytes
One of the biggest stories from MTV’s VMAs last night, other than “Hey look, Kim Kardashian is still a terrible person!” was Nicki Minaj having herself a wardrobe malfunction after her dress refused to zip and she had to hold the damn thing together for the duration of her performance. In a related story, Nicki wears clothes? Huh–you learn something new every day. Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that the entire thing may have been one big publicity stunt, the biggest hint being–it’s the VMAs! Nicki Minaj CLAIMS her dress was unzipped during her ...
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Posted:  8/26 6:50am
Box Office: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’–Summer’s Top Movie!  »  popbytes
  • We have one more week before we’re out of August and into September, and while you ponder the slow, unstoppable progression of time and how it slowly steals away our mortality, as a candle burns through wax, we have some good news: According to BoxOfficeMojo, Guardians of the Galaxy is officially the highest-grossing movie of the summer! Take that, existential dread! It climbed back to number one with a $17.6 Million weekend, and it might even edge out The Winter Soldier for the top money making movie of the year. Which is really good for a ragtag group of heroes
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Posted:  8/26 12:20am
A PSA for the Kardashians (and others like ‘em!)  »  popbytes
Hello? Is thing thing on? *Tap tap* Okay good. Now then … *Clears throat* Get off your f*cking phones. Get off your phones when you’re having dinner with friends and family. Get off your phones when you’re at a funeral. Get off your phones when you’re at work. Get off your phones when you’re in a meeting. Get off your phone every time you feel bored. And especially, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, get off your f*cking phones when they’re having a moment of silence for Ferguson at the MTV VMAs, especially if cameras are pointed right ...
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Posted:  8/26 12:30am