I don’t know much about the history of Coachella
, save to say that from its humble roots it’s turned into the biggest collection of hipsters and various other rich and/or famous people pretending to be poor hippies. Oh, and there’s music sometimes. Anyway, it’s also offered us a new ongoing series for the week, which shall heretofore be known as ‘Celebs Being Dumb at Coachella
.’ I know, great name. Anyway, in our first episode, we have Lindsay Lohan
reportedly getting drunk off her ass on clear liquid. It could be water, but then again, her ...