On my way to the gym this morning, Jak (radio station) did its Celebrity Smack segment wherein they mentioned Ricky Martin’s new status as father of twins…except that they failed to mention the surrogate mother and launched into some stupid parody of “Livin’ La Vida Loca” talking about how this finally puts to rest rumors that he sleeps with men because he has now fathered children. Okay, one, it doesn’t take any special feat of manly prowess to impregnate a woman. All it takes is a boner and post-pubertal gonads. You don’t have to be rich, smart, good-looking, famous, adult or ...