Pete Doherty says he's given up drugs after he almost murdered one of his kittens with a shovel when he was high. "I got a shovel and was going to kill one of the cats," he told the Mirror. "That was when I was, like, you know, 'I'm a bit of a mess'. It was a bit of a crazy time." It's the continual attract/repel nature of the boy that he would love kittens (awww) one minute, and want to kill them (oh!) the next. Like all stories concerning Doherty, this one's developing. ...

Last night, WOW newlyweds Ed Magaña and Alicia Gargaro settled down after dinner to watch a DVD of the Diane Keaton comedy Because I Said So, as young newlyweds are wont to do, when suddenly, about 25 minutes into it, they thought they saw something unexpected flash by, something oddly familiar. Could it be? Rewinding excitedly, they discovered that, yes, it was in fact WOW colleague Fred Dechow. In a scene with Keaton herself. For less than a fraction of a second. Having ourself now looked at the scene, we are more amazed that Ed and Alicia spotted Fred than ...

We hear Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt, best buds for 10 years, had a falling out last year and weren't friends anymore, but now are again. At a party yesterday for The Hills finale, Jenner told Us magazine, "We're cool, it's all good," leaving out other bud cliches like "No worries" and "it is what it is," while he and Pratt got back to throwing up their Westside sets for the paps, like they did when they did back in '07. (Photo: FilmMagic) ...

"Throughout this unfortunate case, I was advised from my attorney to stay silent but now I want you all to see me for me and what I've gone through. Reporters and newspapers have called me a hardcore rapper, a hip-hop harlot. Remy Ma is just a music industry name. A facade. I'm not a thug. I'm not a hardcore anything. I have feelings. I'm Remy Smith. No, I'm Remy Mackie. I'm a wife, mother, daughter, and big sister." – hardcore rapper and hip-hop harlot, Remy Ma, appealing to a Manhattan court today before the judge sentenced her to eight ...

Twenty-eight-year-old fine arts master's degree student, Kittiwat Unarrom, makes battered hands and feet, beaten heads, and other distressed limbs and organs out of bread at the family bakery in Ratchaburi, Thailand. It's art. And tasty. More photos after the jump. (Food Mall; Inventor Spot) Read More ...

Damiana Garcia insightfully and delightfully answers a reader's question, "How do I tell my parents that I failed my first year of law school?" You'll be surprised by her wisdom and understanding. Troubled? Have a "friend" with a problem? Don't be afraid to ask Damiana for help. Write to prettythingsss@yahoo.com and your question will be answered in a future episode. ...

Shia LaBeouf on Letterman last night. His entire spot, almost eclipsing Dave. A natural storyteller. Hilarious. (via People) ...

This short by the fabulous LA-based sketch comedy troupe Wet Cookies that parodies the popular DirecTV commercials isn't really any more absurd than the real ones. – Lindsey Hager ...

OK. But again, just because Britney wasn't falling down drunk and speaking in tongues doesn't mean she's the young Meryl Streep, people. On her "triumphant" return to How I Met Your Mother last night, she reprised her vacuous Abby character, basting her with a light coating of stupid. And she walked her through scenes without breaking anything. Still, we agree with Neil Patrick Harris' original and later retracted assessment that his sitcom doesn't need stunt casting. Other than him. ...

You might not want to borrow your roommate's Braun shaver after seeing this clip. Then again, you might want to sleep with it under your pillow. (via Queerty) ...

Is it me, or is heir apparent Prince William hawking hair growth products on Facebook? – Steven Corfe ...

See Blake Run follows WOW runner Blake Jacobs as he drives around town musing, delivering packages, and listening to his personalized party mix. On today's run, Blake unsuccessfully seeks a woman with amazing bangs, but does find a man with poodle hair. ...

In this week's episode of Channel 4's UK show bite, watch the girls on the move as they stand up to the mic and take to the catwalk. Oh yeah, Ami flashes her bum too! – Charlie Bettice, bite producer ...

Scott Weiland turned himself in at 8:55AM yesterday, prepared to serve an eight-day jail sentence for his November arrest on a DUI-with-prior-conviction charge. He was booked just after noon, assigned a housing location at 6:41PM, and released 14 minutes later, a free man after only 10 hours served. (TMZ; photo: GettyImages) ...

Since our exile to Los Angeles lo these many years, the one thing we still miss most about New York is local NBC newsanchor, the unique Sue Simmons, whom we love for so many reasons, not least of which is her candor. Every so often something like what she does in this clip comes to our attention, and we get not a little misty. ...

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Grammy-nom rapper Remy Ma, who's incarcerated on Rikers Island awaiting a possible sentence of 25 years for shooting a woman in the stomach, and her rapper beau Papoose will not be getting married today by a prison chaplain as planned due to "visitor" Papoose showing up for the nups with a universal handcuffs key. "The visitor was sanctioned by not being able to visit Rikers Island again for six months," said a prison official. "He was asked to leave." (NY Daily News) ...

Director Jon Favreau explains how the Audi Q7 and R8 were uncooperative stunt cars in Iron Man, refusing to spin out or flip over. At least they didn't refuse to come out of their trailers. (t/y Joe) ...

As Ashlee and Pete's weekend wedding draws near, news comes that – uh-oh! – Ashlee might in fact be a cheating little slut. According to Derober, this guy TJ Swartz, the "nicest, most polite, and most shy person," according to an ex-girlfriend, might have had a fling with the bride-to-be while she was with the groom-to-be. An anonymous friend of Swartz reports: “So my buddy TJ is the guy I was telling you about who hooked up with Ashley Simpson while she was with Pete Wentz. He’s just some normal dude – no industry connects. He met Ashley ...

Deserves a better caption. (t/y YCKTR) ...