A friend of WOW receptionist Lindsey sent her this video and wondered if it was a product of ours. It isn't, but we're, like, so flattered. ...

The new black-and-white silent film, Return to Babylon, lost many of of its stars when ghosts, demons, and JC Himself appeared mysteriously in the exposed film negative. Maria Conchita Alonso, Tippi Hedren and Debi Mazar were among those who split the voluptuous production that portrays the lurid drug and sex lives of silent film stars. (Effervescent Jeniffer Tilly plays sex-crazed Clara Bow.) According to director Alex Monty Canawati, "Jennifer Tilly was the first to sense these apparitions. Actual shooting took place in the estates where many of these silents stars lived. It was spooky." This scary, sexy ...

An innovative new study of pay inequity between men and women looked at transgender employees in the workplace and found that women who become men (known as FTMs) do significantly better than men who become women (MTFs). MTFs in the study earned, on average, 32% less after they transitioned from male to female, even after the authors of the study controlled for factors like education levels. FTMs earned an average of 1.5% more. Former WOW employee Afsheen Family thought this might be of WOW Report interest since the World of Wonder-produced Sex Change Hospital premieres next Tuesday at ...

Jeremy Sisto, 34 Amy Jo Johnson, 38 Matthew Sweet, 44 Elisabeth Shue, 45 Britt Ekland, 66 Ellen Travolta, 68 Fannie Lou Hamer, 91 (deceased) Carole Lombard, 100 (deceased) George Westinghouse, 162 (deceased) – Lindsey Hager ...

• The Scientologists have Amy Winehouse's crib surrounded. • "We are going to have more kids," says mother-of-six Angelina Jolie. • Boyfriend Justin Gaston sings Daddy's "Achy Breaky Heart" at Miley's premature sweet-16 at Disneyland. • Defamation lawsuit brought against Oprah by headmistress of her Leadership Academy. • French scientists Françoise Barré-Sinoussi and Luc Montagnierwin share Nobel Prize for medicine for their HIV/AIDS research . • Janet Jackson still feeling nasty. • Howard K Stern wins lawsuit to stop Texas couple from distributing video of Anna Nicole Smith's breast augmentation surgery. ...

They look happy, don't they? This time, it's because while Justin and Jessica were in Rome attending the wedding of her 7th Heaven costar Beverly Mitchell, the former boy-bander proposed to his girlfriend (down on one knee!). He is "besotted" with her, a source reported, using an odd archaic word to describe the musician's feelings. "Jessica is over the moon and looking forward to a huge wedding," the silly source continued. The couple figure the wedding will happen within the next year and a half. Developing. (Hello!: photo: ©PA) ...

Here it is, "Gracewasteland/s," the aphrodisiacal video that Pete Doherty is positive Kate Moss will find irresistible and cause her to rush back into his bony arms. It looks to be rich in juju. Of course, Moss has to see it for it to work. ...

I was a compulsive, serial masturbator. But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth. It’s no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with [wife] Susan is sacred. ... Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to fuck her friend. But I’m not that guy." – Robert Downey Jr to London's Sunday Times magazine. (Now) ...

You saw it, you loved it, let's savor it again. (NBC) ...

This really IS a miracle. There's no mistakin' Sarah Palin on this piece of toast. It's gotta be Wonder Bread. Listed as "part of a fair and balanced breakfast," this inspirational home slice is up for auction on eBay, and all of the final sale price will go to charity. ...

Dogs, cats, hamsters, and assorted other pets get headaches, arthritis, and a number of other ailments that cause pain and stress and snappish behavior. Sadly, most pets and the normals who own them just have to suck it up. But in Hollywood, the stars turn to celebrity vet Dr Patrick Mahaney, who makes house calls with acupuncture needles. "The biggest name I've worked with is Charlize Theron," says the doc, breaking the doctor-pet trust. "I've treated Jennifer Aniston's dog ... and dogs belonging to Patrick Dempsey. And I currently do home acupuncture for Bryce Howard, the daughter of Ron ...

Jake Gyllenhaal out in London yesterday, keeping his Prince of Persia pecs under wraps. (Photo: WENN via Gossip Girls) ...

"Hellz to the fucking no. There's no comparison. No offense, but those ladies are a totally different breed. A cheeseburger's fine if you're just looking for something quick to fill you up, but there's no substitute for the filet." – songstress Katy Perry, who lyrically kissed a girl and liked it, to Blender mag when asked if she related to The Hills girls Lauren and Heidi. (Page Six) ...

"This is how I think he prepared for her, Bill. I think he watched tapes of how Johnny Carson used to deal with Charo." – Garry Shandling on the Biden/Palin debate on tonight’s Real Time with Bill Maher. (Lisanti Quarterly) ...

Late last night, 13 years to the day after being acquitted of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman in 1995, OJ Simpson was found guilty as charged on all 12 counts in his trial stemming from a raid he led on a Las Vegas hotel room over sports memorabilia last September. The charges included conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault, and kidnapping with a deadly weapon. Simpson will be sentenced on December 5 and could spend the rest of his life in prison, with the operative word being "could." (CNN; photo: AP) ...

James McCartney, 30, and his dad Paul sat in the front row for Stella McCartney's spring-summer 2009 show at Carreau du Temple during Paris' Fashion Week. Although it looks as if he is, James probably is not rolling a joint in this shot. (Photo: Eric Ryan/Getty Images) ...

Situationists for Sarah! A group of protesters outside Washington University in St. Louis ... embraced the surreal nature of the event, which pitted a woman heralded for hauling kids to soccer and moose-hunting against a foreign-policy veteran who introduced many Americans to the word “Bosniak.” One held a Magritte-esque sign that read, “This is a sign.” Another’s countered, “This is an owl.” Artblogger Greg Allen comments: “What does it say about the election mediascape that a dadaist poster stunt could just as easily be a dog whistle for some invisible target demographic as a marketing tool for goldenpalace.com? Though ...

James joins the judge panel of A Club Called Rhonda's first "Miss Rhonda" pageant, and takes in the fabulous spectacle. The contestants (who include the vivacious Ongina and brilliant choreographer Sir Ryan Heffington) deliver a showstopper of a contest, and the always sexy, fun crowd charms and delights! ...

Thairin Smothers photographed Christopher Ford and Paul Morris from the clubs LAX and Mood today when they stopped by the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery to check out the "Dollypop" show. "Dollypop's cutest customers of the day!" he exclaimed. ...

Here are today's fab four: a dull, monotonous take on Orb's "Little Fluffy Clouds" that's neither dull nor monotonous; a really little Lil' O'Reilly rants and we can't take our eyes off his forehead; Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mingles with onlookers at the site where David Blaine is intermittently hanging upside down; and Sarah Palin holds a family meeting. What? You thought the Vid Bits would be Palin free? ...