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Untitled  »  Homer's World
What a day. In Washington, D.C., Dan Choi got arrested while protesting Don't Ask, Don't Tell. He is awesome. Joe Solomonese, President of the Human Rights Campaign, was too busy hanging out with Kathy Griffin to get himself arrested. When you make over $300,000, there are important parties and functions to attend to. And the handcuffs probably didn't match his tie.A coyote caught one of the squirrels that played outside my office window.While that was going on, retired General John Sheehan was testifying that the reason 8,000 Muslims were murdered by Serbs back in 1997 was ...
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Posted:  3/19 7:31am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
It took me less than five minutes to complete my United States census form for 2010. It was a complete disappointment. Ten questions. Seventy two years from now, in 2082, people will know my name, birthdate, self-identified race, telephone number (will they even have those then?), and the fact that I have a mortgage on my house.I was expecting that they would want to know my occupation, birth place, and whether I liked Lady Gaga or not.I use census records a lot while doing genealogy research. here is an example from 1870, with my great-great grandparents Elijah and Edna listed. ...
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Posted:  3/19 12:20am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
So I'm taking Mummy to the library and on Church Avenue there is a woman waiting to cross in the crosswalk so I stop, like you are supposed to, and the guy in the car behind me starts swearing at me. I can see him in the mirror and he is calling me a fucking asshole, his lips mouthing the words as he flips me off. The woman walks across the street, I wait for her to go all the way across, like you are supposed to, and then I go forward, casually raising my hand in the air and ...
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Posted:  3/17 7:40pm
The Perfect Storm  »  Up Up & A Gay
The first thing you find out when you become a flight attendant is to the expect the unexpected. What should have been a simple 2-day trip, which I able to shorten to a one day became such a headache. Enroute to my Hotel I was awarded a two day trip that started with a deadhead to New York on Saturday and working one flight to LAX Sunday morning. When you deadhead they send you as a passenger to a city to position you to work a flight, I waived my deadhead flight and decided to self-deadhead myself to New York as ...
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Posted:  3/16 1:28pm
Untitled  »  Homer's World
Sometimes a picture can tell lots of thousands of words. In the following picture Kevin Garns, the 55-year-old Republican Majority Leader for the Utah House of Representatives, has just confessed to climbing naked into a hot tub with a 15-year-old girl in the mid-1980s. She was his employee. He was married. He claims nothing happened. He paid her $150,000 in eight years to shut her up. Uh huh. That's $51.37 a day to keep her little mouth tight. Mike Terry, Deseret News. Surrounding Garn are his wife (ugly green dress) and nine other individuals, all busy clapping their ...
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Posted:  3/16 12:14am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
After lunch at Rosa's, where a pair of hot daddies distracted me, I took Mummy to Sweetwater Wetlands for a walk. I have been encouraging her to walk more, and that has worked. Today's walk was slightly over .6 miles.I can never get her to look at the camera.We saw American Coot, American widgeons, mallards, northern shovelers, killdeer, swallows, a tiny yellow finch, and turtles.Mistake picture.At one spot the turtles were so close, I wanted to grab them and put them in my bathtub.Turtles. (click to see mega version!)This was more exciting than what I did in ...
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Posted:  3/15 2:09am
12 of 12  »  cheap blue guitar
It's the 12th. That means it's time for 12 of 12. Whee! 1:15 AM Lately, I've been a night owl; staying up way too late and getting little sleep. I need to fix this. 7:35 AM Coordination. 7:48 AM Fridge Magnets. The proximity of the Frida Kahlo magnet to the cat butt magnet is neither a statement about Kahlo, nor the cat butt. 8:51 AM Fridays are Snack Days at work. A group of people take turns bringing in snacks for everyone in the group to eat. Today's snack was S'mores. Jessica is allergic to wheat gluten, but someone brought gluten ...
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Posted:  3/13 10:18am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
Oh it is Friday already? It feels like I am a zombie lately. Taking care of my mother- cooking, cleaning, taking her to the store and library, encouraging her to walk more- has consumed many hours of my life. I observe things she does and vow I will never do that (of course I remember her complaining about her mother the same exact way!).I've been working on someone's family tree. Southern US families are so much harder. Finding people because of the weird ways names, especially first names, are spelled. But I am making progress, so far I am not ...
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Posted:  3/12 9:52pm
Armrests and Flashlights  »  Up Up & A Gay
You would think that being a flight attendant I’d be on time for my flight to Newark, NJ.  I didn’t have to be there to work the flight but as an “other airline nonrev” I can check in with the gate agent one hour prior to departure, and, with how full New York City area flights usually get, I definitely wanted to get there and put my name on the standby list as soon as possible. The flight was scheduled to leave at 4:05pm MST, but I could have sworn it was supposed to leave at 4:30pm. So, I showed ...
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Posted:  3/12 8:00pm
Untitled  »  Homer's World
What is your favorite cheese?Pepperjack!!! ...
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Posted:  3/9 10:04am
Etiquette for Airline Travel  »  Up Up & A Gay
Commercial airline flights are more crowded than ever due to a reduction in aircraft and routes because of the economy. That results in fewer frequencies to popular destinations, making the flights that are operating even more crowded. Although airplanes are crowded, you should not forget to be courteous to your fellow traveler. These are a few tips I’ve come up with over the past week that should make the skies a better place for everyone. Especially since the news about what’s been happening up there has been quite weird recently! Boarding Ensure you have the proper size carry-on items; be certain that you know where ...
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Posted:  3/8 8:25pm
Untitled  »  Homer's World
And the Oscar for Best Rage-Inducing Meringue of 2010 goes to....Tart and sweet.I watched the Amazing Race and made a pie instead of watching the Oscars. Today seems like it has dragged on forever, a combination of a back ache and rain and more back ache. Perhaps a piece of pie will make things better. ...
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Posted:  3/8 10:31am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
Always wear your seat belt.Before haircut.After haircut. ...
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Posted:  3/6 2:47am
Photo Booth Fun  »  cheap blue guitar
Booze may have been involved. ...
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Posted:  3/4 7:38pm
Untitled  »  Homer's World
Now that gay marriage is legal in DC, I wonder who Jimbo will propose to? I hope he doesn't propose to Brian "Brainless" Brown of the National Organization for Marriage. Because you know, he is really, truly straight. Today's question, are any of the so-called straight men who protest against faggot-American marriages, actually straight? The Magic 8-Ball, says NOOOOO!I would be very excited to participate in Jimbo's nuptuals, perhaps as a flowerman or maybe the person conducting the ceremony. Plus, I am sure the bachelor's party would be fricking awesome. Bearded strippers?I made the mistake of reading some ...
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Posted:  3/4 1:07am
This Week in the Cabin  »  Up Up & A Gay
Say hello to my weekly news round-up, brought to you by the crazy people who fly, flight attendant’s who probably shouldn’t be, and the twilight zone, because we all know even if things are going smoothly, crazy things do happen! This Week in the Cabin two flight attendants in Rochester, NY got into in argument which eventually canceled their flight. A Delta Connection flight from Rochester to Atlanta, operated by Pinnacle Airlines, returned to the gate after push back when a passenger became ill. It’s unclear what prompted the fight but passengers alleged that the fight became physical, and thats when the Captain ...
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Posted:  3/2 8:08am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
A couple of days ago John called me from Phoenix to alert me that plans were underway to celebrate Jeffrey's birthday. So at noon we gathered at El Charro's restaurant (east side location), and had some delicious Mexican food (as opposed to the horrendous Macayo's nastiness).John and birthday boy Jeffrey.I well remember meeting Jeffrey on New Year's Eve 1996. I was instantly enamored with his personality and looks. When he went away in the spring of 1997 to the Peace Corps to Burkina Faso (formerly Upper Volta), I was very sad. He came back to Tucson and he has ...
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Posted:  3/1 6:55am
Untitled  »  Homer's World
Worst Mexican food ever. So last night I went to meet up with some guys at a chain Mexican restaurant, Macayos. Now normally I do not eat at chain restaurants- I prefer to spend my money at local places. But that didn't happen last night and anyways, it was certainly an experience.About 36 percent of Tucson's population is Mexican-American. None of the customers, as far as I could tell, were Mexican-American. That is a bad sign at a Mexican restaurant. We stood around for a while and finally were seated in a room with really bizarre "Mexican" decorations. ...
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Posted:  2/27 9:26pm
Flight Attendant Appreciation Club  »  Up Up & A Gay
Brad, of PopSlingers Paradise, posted about this club and I just had to myself. The “Flight Attendant Appreciation Club,” or FAAC, was founded by a man named Craig. Flying from San Francisco to London in Business Class on a lightly booked flight, the passengers and crew were joking around. One passenger made the comment that “each passenger could have their own flight attendant” since there were more of them than passengers. The crew heard the comment and decided to play along, and each one attended to one or two passengers. Craig happened to be traveling with a box ...
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Posted:  2/26 8:00pm
Untitled  »  Homer's World
Post 2027. Finishing up a report at work. Spring time and the animals are out. I can hear the ground squirrels squeaking outside my window. A group of large hawks are flying around outside. Lots of bunnies hopping around the parking lot at work. I hope the coyotes don't eat them.Bunny.Speaking of bunnies, somebody's formerly tame rabbit has been visiting my backyard.Bunny!I gave it some celery to eat. I hope it comes back. ...
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Posted:  2/25 8:03am