K., darling: nothing cut and pasted here!. . . and watch me blog despite all. It's 10:30. Frankly, I've had a coffee cup full of oat and honey cereal and half a glass of partly frozen Gatorade. And this is an improvement over the heaviest ten-dime bag of BBQ corn chips and the darkest Guinness I can find. And my armpits smell like stale onions -- both of them!But I tease you: I've been rawkin' out! What you do, see, is hop on that F-line and get off at Van Ness, stroll into that Conservatory, say hiya to Manny, and ...

So today Tim and I went to lunch. We decided to head up to The District in Tustin to see what we could find there. On the drive up, Tim and I talked about our weekends. He had some fun whereas I took it easy. We made it to The District and decided to go to Whole Foods. Tim and I are giving each other 8 weeks to better ourselves by making better food choices and engaging in exercise. We both decided to hit the salad bar. Now, have you been to the salad bar at Whole Foods? It’s HUGE! They have ...

2nd Street near Folsom Another failed attempt to capture this liquor store guy’s bright blue eyes. Published at Trainstalking. You can comment here or rate and comment there. ...

2nd Street near Harrison This was today’s excuse to go to the coffee place I don’t really like much. Published at Trainstalking. You can comment here or rate and comment there. ...

good evening y'all! i haven't posted about carmen electra in quite awhile (i wonder how her prepaid mastercard deal worked out) and although she's always been on the cheesier side of things - there's something about her that i really like! she was hanging out with her fiancé rob patterson down in hollywood, florida at the seminole hard rock casino (where anna nicole smith passed away) for the unveiling of 71 new gaming tables - mainly for blackjack (probably the only card game i get besides 'go fish' or 'war' - who has ...

Jeff Tabaco posted a photo: 17 June 2008: The San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus on the steps of City Hall on the first full day of marriage equality in California. ...

Jeff Tabaco posted a photo: 17 June 2008: A few same-sex couples with the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus on the steps of City Hall on the first full day of marriage equality in California. ...

Don't know how reliable Trip Advisor is but their list of the 8 "Top Rated Hotels" in the U.S. is interesting:

1. SeaCoast Inn, Hyannis, Mass.
2. Desert Riviera Hotel, Palm Springs, California.
3. El Morocco Inn & Spa, Desert Hot Springs, California.
4. Sagewater Spa, Desert Hot Springs, California. We've heard of them before!
5. Old Ranch Inn, Palm Springs, California.
6. The Mod Resort, Palm Desert, California.
7. The Gardens Hotel, Key West, Florida.
8. Saratoga Arms, Saratoga Springs, New York.

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HAVE YOU CALLED JIMMY YET? 4. James is selling Madonna art like it's going out of style. He just sold the ninth and final Plasticgod miniature, completing the set and making him our first sell-out artist of the show. Call 323 603 6312 to speak with James and buy slash-price Madonna art. Next purchase gets a Party Monster poster signed by James. Click. 5. The fifth hour is up but sales have reached a mid-afternoon lag. There are still some key pieces left, like Tim Gaskin's Playboy Madge, pictured at right. Just like the magazine, it's a keeper. ...

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James is well into his third hour of the Ring My Bell Madonnathon over at ringmybell.tv and the talk has started to descend into sock masturbation. But let's not forget the art – it's flying off the walls with Gay Bigfoot's True Blue selling for the amazing price of $75, and Plasticgod selling another of his cute $100 miniatures. – Steven Corfe ...

The Big 4-07:15 on Sunday morning. Both cars filled with piñatas, gift boxes, tables, chairs, all the necessities to get the fiesta started. Within 15 minutes, the first batch of supplies was spread along a stone picnic table while I assisted CM with marking our party spot with vinyl Mexican party flags. A good thing, too, as a man carrying a roll of yellow caution tape stopped between the tress near our area not a few minutes later, hands on hips and staring at our area. He quickly pulled out his cell and called his wife, telling her that ...

Possible or not, "I'm totally next." ...

This year's Frameline Film Festival has been really fun so far. As you can see from the photos attached, I've been hanging out with WOW alum, Alec Mapa. We found this giant Hello Kitty in one of the rooms at a party Saturday night – it was as big as him. Alec plays a closeted teacher in a film called Tru Loved, which gets a repeat this Wednesday @ the Castro Theatre. It's a heartwarming fairy tale with some amazing cameos by Jasmine Guy and Nichelle Nichols. The idosyncracies of digital video, like hyper blurred motion, usually ...

I don't know if this is real or not - but it looks like it.  Check out these guys as they fill their jeans with helium and float away.  "It's like Jackass, on helium."  Count me in! [Source]  ...

James has completed the second hour of the Ring My Bell Madonnathon, but getting only one caller that hour has reduced him to crying under the table. Tune in to ringmybell.tv to see more of the cut-price Madonna art. And call James so he can sell you a painting, for crying out loud. Call 323 603-6312 to talk and click here to gawk. It's live! ...

James just completed the first hour of the DIAL M FOR MADONNA-THON. No art work has sold yet, even with James' dangerous willy-nilly price-cutting. Highlights include the on-screen display of Trevor Chowning's Money Maker painting, to the shock and dismay of Moye Ishimoto watching in her Lifetime TV cubicle. Dial 323 603-6312 and watch at ringmybell.tv. – Steven Corfe ...

Fenton Bailey reports again from Dubai – and Abu Dhabi: Everyone in Dubai said that what's happening in Dubai is nothing to what's happening in Abu Dhabi. "This glass represents Dubai", said our guide pointing to a small glass of water on a large glass coffee table. "The table is Abu Dhabi." So off we went. It's a two-hour drive, and these kinds of billboards line the desert highway most of the way. Abu Dhabi sees itself as the Monaco to Dubai's Las Vegas. It's classier, in a completely over the top way. Saadiyat Island is the subject of ...

† courtney love is looking so damn skinny - girlfriend needs a hamburger! webster's is my bitch † actress sienna miller was a total emotional wreck while at the airport... a socialite's life † larry birkhead scooped up some of anna nicole's lingerie to keep for baby dannielynn dlisted † rod stewart was caught playing with his wife penny's boobs (with his mouth) celebslam † cameron diaz is getting really close w/ jennifer aniston's ex-boytoy paul sculfor! popsugar † check out pictures of nicole richie partying it up with the olsens i'm ...