Happy Birthday to Joann Bruso's Happy Meal! The concerned mommyblogger bought it a year ago and has since been keeping it on her shelf for observation. Guess what happened? It remained exactly the same!
NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all.
This morning, I took it off my shelf to take a birthday photo. The first year is always a milestone. I gave it one of my world famous nonna hugs as we've been office ...
The straight man-gods at Details have spoken and they sayeth really great things! According to them, it is now encouraged that you wear entire outfits made of denim. I don't have the new issue of the butch style bible yet, but the dandies over at The Awl do, and they're reporting:
You guys, there are "new rules of denim"! Now (March 18, 2010) "denim-on-denim is acceptable, provided you know what you're doing..... "The easiest way to approach head-to-toe denim is to go for the chiaroscuro effect. Pair a chambray shirt with clean, inky jeans."
Chambray? Chiaroscuro? SOUNDS CONFUSING. No matter. I've ...
Marc Jacobs is my thinspiration! Before his recent chub-to-Chelsea metamorphosis, the celebrated designer was a sad and dumpy (albeit rich and famous) single sitting in his apartment and crying into his individual pizza every night. Since becoming a skinny and overgroomed monster, however, Mr. Jacobs has managed to catapult himself into the land of the laid, first getting down with notoriously big-penised cutie/hooker Jason Preston (link NSFW!), and now married (or maybe just engaged; it's hard to tell!) to hot-to-trot Brazilian bombshell Lorenzo Martone.
The moral of the story here is that if you hit the gym and pluck your ...
Does Robbie Williams demand sexual favors from his gay guy friend? [dlisted]
Transgender director Kimberly Reed's documentary Prodigal Sons shocks and awes [aisle seat]
Did Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock? [betty]
Calvin Klein Underwear has a new piece of ass cover boy on their billboards:Spanish tennis star Fernando Verdasco [oh la la]
Alex Pettyfer shirtless and looking as good as ever [just jared]
Amanda Seyfried keeps the lesbian action going, this time with Julianne Moore in the new film Chloe [l.a. rag mag]
Did actress Rebecca Hall have something to do with Sam Mendes amnd Kate Winslet breaking up? ...
Molly the owl is in a box in California sitting on two eggs waiting for her babies to hatch. They're expected to come out any day now, so watch and be riveted by the cuteness (and the adorable noises Molly makes).
Please also notice the Google Ad in the above screen cap. It reminded me of those Ann Coulter ads we sometimes get here at !! omg blog !!.
Watch the Owl Cam here.
(Thanks to CB for the tip!)
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J.D. Hayworth, Senator John McCain’s primary challenger in the United State’s upcoming senate elections, is trying to ban same-sex marriage nationwide. Rather than offering any reasons why gay marriage is bad (they are awfully hard to come by, after all), he had this explanation:
You see, the Massachusetts Supreme Court, when it started this move toward same-sex marriage, actually defined marriage—now get this—it defined marriage as simply “the establishment of intimacy.” [...] I guess that would mean if you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could marry your horse. It’s just the wrong way to go, and the only way ...