Happy Birthday to Joann Bruso's Happy Meal! The concerned mommyblogger bought it a year ago and has since been keeping it on her shelf for observation. Guess what happened? It remained exactly the same! NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all. This morning, I took it off my shelf to take a birthday photo. The first year is always a milestone. I gave it one of my world famous nonna hugs as we've been office ...

The straight man-gods at Details have spoken and they sayeth really great things! According to them, it is now encouraged that you wear entire outfits made of denim. I don't have the new issue of the butch style bible yet, but the dandies over at The Awl do, and they're reporting: You guys, there are "new rules of denim"! Now (March 18, 2010) "denim-on-denim is acceptable, provided you know what you're doing..... "The easiest way to approach head-to-toe denim is to go for the chiaroscuro effect. Pair a chambray shirt with clean, inky jeans." Chambray? Chiaroscuro? SOUNDS CONFUSING. No matter. I've ...

Marc Jacobs is my thinspiration! Before his recent chub-to-Chelsea metamorphosis, the celebrated designer was a sad and dumpy (albeit rich and famous) single sitting in his apartment and crying into his individual pizza every night. Since becoming a skinny and overgroomed monster, however, Mr. Jacobs has managed to catapult himself into the land of the laid, first getting down with notoriously big-penised cutie/hooker Jason Preston (link NSFW!), and now married (or maybe just engaged; it's hard to tell!) to hot-to-trot Brazilian bombshell Lorenzo Martone. The moral of the story here is that if you hit the gym and pluck your ...

Italian disco diva Hard Ton is hard to miss for a few reasons. Firstly, the cover of his Gigolo Records debut EP Selfish is an homage to Grace Jones' Island Life arabesque album art. Every time I look at it I'm... speechless. Secondly, he's got the voice of Sylvester and the body of Martha Wash. Thirdly, his Chicago-house sound is spot on and really, really gay. What's not immediately apparent (but somehow makes sense) is that he's spent the past 15 years singing in metal bands and one of his musical heroes is Judas Priest front ...

The Commons justice committee had started a study on Section 13 of the Canadian Human Rights Act in the previous session of Parliament, but the government's decision to prorogue killed the committee — and the study. Now that Parl... ...

Julian Fantino has struck again. On March 10, in a massive press conference from OPP headquarters broadcast live on many local TV stations, the OPP commissioner, now in his fourth year as Ontario’s top cop, sat amongst dozens of police brass to a... ...

Prinny is a cat... who swims! No shit! Of course this all takes place in Australia where water also goes down the toilet backward so who knows what the hell is going on. Still! A swimming cat! Amazing! [Via DListed] ...

!! omg blog !! buddy Kris S. has created a commercial for the sexiest new flavor of Doritos: Spicy Spaghetti. There isn't a more delicious orange powder you could want sprinkled on your bedsheets than this. ...

one of my clients is co-located in a building with a fertility clinic, the signage on the front of the building for the latter being much more prominent. i feel very self conscious walking through the parking lot… with all those strangers looking at me and thinking that i’m having trouble having a baby of my very own. ...

Yay! Billy Magnussen, As the World Turns' hunky blond sparkplug, shows his weiner (in profile, sadly) in these stills from a highly-artistic looking movie called HAPPY TEARS. (Get it? They're tears... but they're happy! Chew on that one!) The screencaps are after the jump. NSFW. ...

Does Robbie Williams demand sexual favors from his gay guy friend? [dlisted] Transgender director Kimberly Reed's documentary Prodigal Sons shocks and awes [aisle seat] Did Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock? [betty] Calvin Klein Underwear has a new piece of ass cover boy on their billboards:Spanish tennis star Fernando Verdasco [oh la la] Alex Pettyfer shirtless and looking as good as ever [just jared] Amanda Seyfried keeps the lesbian action going, this time with Julianne Moore in the new film Chloe [l.a. rag mag] Did actress Rebecca Hall have something to do with Sam Mendes amnd Kate Winslet breaking up? ...

With the Oscars freshly behind us, this trailer should ring several bells all at once. ...

Help! I've been a prisoner of the Wendy Williams Show all morning! It was fun for the first two hours and the next three hours were complete hell. They promised us "snacks" which turned out to be red Twizzlers. When my future rehabber Dr. Drew came out it was just like the Muppet Show-- Kermit and Miss Piggy reunited at last! If you turn the show on later tonight, watch for my striped sweater and half of my woefully unshaven face during the Ask Wendy segment. And if you ever decide to attend a talk show taping, I advise you ...

So I know we're already a little heavier on the funny video clips than I'd like today, but how can I let Don't Trip Over a Drunk Slut Day go without some St. Patricky entertainment for your enjoyment? Above, the Muppets dress up in their most verdant finery for a rousing rendition of Danny Boy. After the jump: I know you've seen it a million times already (we've already posted it here at least once!) but the Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama is easily my favorite St. Patrick's Day video ever. Oh, and how could I forget Corky's sister Jenny ...

Molly the owl is in a box in California sitting on two eggs waiting for her babies to hatch. They're expected to come out any day now, so watch and be riveted by the cuteness (and the adorable noises Molly makes). Please also notice the Google Ad in the above screen cap. It reminded me of those Ann Coulter ads we sometimes get here at !! omg blog !!. Watch the Owl Cam here. (Thanks to CB for the tip!) ...

J.D. Hayworth, Senator John McCain’s primary challenger in the United State’s upcoming senate elections, is trying to ban same-sex marriage nationwide. Rather than offering any reasons why gay marriage is bad (they are awfully hard to come by, after all), he had this explanation: You see, the Massachusetts Supreme Court, when it started this move toward same-sex marriage, actually defined marriage—now get this—it defined marriage as simply “the establishment of intimacy.” [...] I guess that would mean if you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could marry your horse. It’s just the wrong way to go, and the only way ...

I wasn't allowed to watch He-Man when I was little because it got me "too excited." Thank God this video of fabulous Prince Adam performing his own fabulous disco-ready remix of 4 Non Blonde's WHAT'S UP wasn't around then because it probably would have made my overexcited little head explode in conflagration of rainbows and sparkles. Yes, it's a little slow-going at first, but things get out-of-control once the beat kicks in at 1:30. [Via WOW Report] ...

With Pride Toronto's announcement that it will craft a "freedom of expression policy" as a guide to acceptable messages at the parade, executive director Tracy Sandilands insists, "Let's bring it out and see what people think about ... ...

With Pride Toronto's announcement that it will craft a "free expression policy" as a guide to acceptable messages at the parade, executive director Tracy Sandilands insists, "Let's bring it out and see what people think about it." ...