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No one went to Madonna's 50th birthday party [daily intelligencer] OMG Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi wedding photos [just jared] Lily Allen hates the French. She slaps them. [dlisted] Can you guess which actor is the victim of spousal abuse (from his wife)? [gawker] British man takes wife's last name [jezebel] John McCain doesn't want any money from Manhunt [rod 2.0] Rebecca Gayheart adopts a poor, injured little puppy [socialite life] Fred Phelps pickets... ...

It looks like MELANIE GRIFFITH'S WEBSITE is undergoing some changes, so make sure you visit the old pages before they're taken down by CLICKING HERE. Melanie guides you through the world she created called AVALON which is full of magical doors, beautiful landscapes, and Melanie's own soothing voice to guide you. When I want to escape from this sometimes insane life of mine, I close my eyes and conjure up my very own Avalon.... ...

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Employees at a nursing home experienced what it feels like to be an elderly dependent by going through a seminar called "Xtreme Aging". They all learned to be empathetic toward their patients, but all I learned from THIS ARTICLE were some funny names for oldies, like "Q-Tip Head". I'm surprised Tyra hasn't done something like this yet...except instead of just being old and blind with hearing and breathing difficulties, you'd also be wearing a... ...

Apparently cyclists have trouble finding pants to fit them cause of their big....THIGHS! What were you guys thinking I was gonna say, huh? Dirty bitches. Above is British cyclist Chris Hoy bulging around in his cycling gear. Speaking of bulging, have you all seen the new "God of Everything" Michael Phelps' outline? Oh you haven't? You just might be able to after the jump...... ...

I haven't followed The Hills from the beginning, but I watched the premiere last night. It's so entertaining because I hate them so much. I hate them more than I hate the characters on Sex and the City. Here's my question - and I know it's all scripted reality or whatever, but how the hell can Lauren and Whitney work (or shop or whatever they were doing) at a regular retail store or walk... ...

Recently I’ve been thinking a lot about how my partner Ian and I met and ‘hooked up 4 life’. For starters, we just celebrated our 9th anniversary a couple of months ago. A friend of ours from Seattle is also due to make his annual visit and catch up with what we’ve all been up to. [...] ...

(San Francisco, CA) — The California Supreme Court has ruled that a group of doctors cannot use their religion as a legal excuse for violating the civil rights of their former patient — an Oceanside lesbian — to whom they refused an infertility treatment based on their religious views about her sexual orientation. In a [...] ...

I arrived home to find you sitting naked in my living roomWho's this? I asked my roommate.Zeke, she said.Please give me my pants, you pleaded, whining with your hands cupped over your penis.I don't think so, I said, walking away. Does your girlfriend know you're here?I am a participant in x365 and Blog 365. ...

I have been to see my family doctor about my current condition (anxiety and depression), and he prescribed me a higher dose of my present medication, put me on a waiting list to see a psychiatrist, and filled out a form that grants me a couple of weeks of stress leave from work.My adjustment to a higher dose of medication has left me dizzy and emotionally numb, it turns out that the psychiatrist will not be able to see me until October, and the two weeks of stress leave is slowly dwindling itself down to nothing while I get no ...

Time once again to check out some of the headlines and gossip that’s come up during the weekend and that are hitting the wires today: In Celeb news & gossip: In America: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Wed at Their Beverly Hills Home (Yay Ellen and Portia!) In Australia: FORMER boy-band singer Brian McFadden angers gays with [...] ...

The iPhone App store is selling about 20 Bible applications. Wanna get them all. … Roisin Murphy covered Slave to Love by Bryan Ferry for Gucci. Listen to the full song in the behind the scenes footage for the new Gucci by Gucci Pour Homme ad (via). … I’m back in Toronto after a long summer in sausageland. After I got here, I had such a sausage craving that I had to buy my favourite Bratwürstchen immediately. I can only recommend Johnsonville sausages. My personal favourites are Brats, Beer’n'Brats and for that extra special German-Canadian fusion taste sensation ...

Chennai, India — A second Phase I AIDS vaccine clinical trial in India was successfully completed, the Indian Council of Medical Research, the National AIDS Control Organization and the International AIDS Vaccine Initiative announced. The results of the trial of an MVA-based AIDS vaccine candidate (TBC-M4), which was conducted in Chennai, indicated that the vaccine [...] ...