Tina Turner is 69 years old and her concert ties with Hercules and Love Affair as my favorite show of 2008. She's still got her voice, her body, her moves (watch "Proud Mary" above if you don't believe me), and can still walk in sky-high Louboutin heels. I found myself uncontrollably smiling throughout the performance until the very last song, which ended the show on a perfectly melancholy note. Her energy and emotion on-stage... ...

Leave it to the Brits to make a list of the worst Americans. Of course George Bush and Sarah Palin are number 3 and 2 respectively (yes, Palin beat out Bush) with Bernard Madoff, the 50 billion dollar scam artist (who also scammed Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon!), taking the number 1 spot. See the whole list HERE.... ...

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Holy Moley! I'd luv to be the meat in that sandwich... ...

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I always knew Creed sucked, but I didn't know how much until I heard this un-mixed version of their performance in Las Vegas. Take that burn, band from 8 years ago!... ...

Okay boring one out of the way first: Flickr tells me this was my most viewed picture for last year: The best “Husband” Image for 2008 goes to “Beach Relaxio at Saugatuck” The Runner up best “Husband” picture is also the Best “Picture from Disneyland”: Best “Involved With Enviroment” image goes to “Huge Bollocks!” Next, the best “Brush With a Homemade Celebrity” Image goes to “Lack of Faith”! For the “Most Creative Use of Clippers” award, we give it to “Hot DJ” The award for “No Colour Manipulation” image goes to “Husband on a Dock”! Best “Well, DUH” image goes ...

Marty McFly got nothin' on you cause in 2009 you're gonna be riding on the air on your own homemade hoverboard. Watch the instructional video after the jump.... ...

"A diva is the female version of a hustla" Does this high rolling gay with the fancy computer live up to Beyonce's lyrics? var skin = {}; skin['BORDER_COLOR'] = '#F7277F'; skin['ENDCAP_BG_COLOR'] = '#000000'; skin['ENDCAP_TEXT_COLOR'] = '#ffffff'; skin['ENDCAP_LINK_COLOR'] = '#639EFF'; skin['ALTERNATE_BG_COLOR'] = '#333333'; skin['CONTENT_BG_COLOR'] = '#333333'; skin['CONTENT_LINK_COLOR'] = '#639EFF'; skin['CONTENT_TEXT_COLOR'] = '#ffffff'; skin['CONTENT_SECONDARY_LINK_COLOR'] = '#F7277F'; skin['CONTENT_SECONDARY_TEXT_COLOR'] = '#ffffff'; skin['CONTENT_HEADLINE_COLOR'] = '#F7277F'; skin['DEFAULT_COMMENT_TEXT'] = '- add your review here -'; skin['HEADER_TEXT'] = 'Ratings'; skin['POSTS_PER_PAGE'] = '5';... ...

Awwww...watch this charming interaction between Kathy, her mom, and Andy as they promote their New Year's Eve special. I just keep re-watching the part where Anderson says "I love you" while squeezing my butt-cheeks together to keep my heart from dropping out. Thanks to Jon for the tip.... ...

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LITTLE ROCK, AR — The American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit yesterday seeking to strike down a new law that bans any unmarried person who lives with a partner from serving as an adoptive or foster parent in the state of Arkansas. At a press conference at the Arkansas State Capitol this morning, several of [...] ...

It’s getting desperate out there people. In times of economic trouble, having a couple skills on your CV is a great way to survive, but let’s not lose our dignity, ok? Graphic Designer with Mailroom Experience Looking for reliable individual with Valid Drivers license and the ability to work in a diverse atmosphere. Must be able to scan, sort, edit hardcopy materials. Must have knowledge of portable scanners. Looking for someone with switchboard and admiistrative knowledge. Microsoft office,adobe,excel,and knowledge of the web access. One - two years experience. ...

Bernard Madoff has made-off with Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgewick's money [socialite life] OMG Jude Law diving shirtless in Brazil! [made in brazil] Toni Collette gets her own show on Showtime: The United States of Tara [popbytes] The Hills spin-off shows Bromance and The City are bad and unpopular [defamer] Blue Man Group is a little less family friendly now that one of the cast members pulled a George Michael in a public Chicago park... ...

1. Feta2. A long, scalding shower that pinked my skin3. Testing the temperatures of different parts of my body with a digital thermometer4. My new-to-me vintage grandpa sweater in pear5. Spanking new bedsheets fresh from their first washWage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things. Schmutzie.com one-month ad spots are now 25% OFF* from now until the end of December 2008! * only one one-month ad spot per website ...

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produzentin posted a photo: was so happy today when I found celery today. hard to get in Toronto. ...

The Queers of Comedy have finally appropriated one of the best YouTube characters of all time. Watch the parody above and see the original beauty after the jump. Via LADY BUNNY.... ...