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May your blarney stone get kissed...or poked. ...

Last night I watched The Marriage Ref with Madonna, Ricky Gervais & Larry David. I thought those three were great on the show, especially Madonna, but the show itself sucks donkey balls. It won't last long - just sayin'. ...

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Kirstie Alley annoys me.Just sayin'. ...

1) Probation Violation 2) Failure To Obey Citation 3) Probation Violation 4) Probation Violation 5) Disturbing The Peace Anyone want a mustache ride? Subtle highlights work wonders Death warmed over. ...

Well, I'm all moved in to my new apartment and I'm loving it. The move went really well and was done in record time, thanks to my friends, none of whom are pictured below. It's amazing how much stuff I didn't realize I needed - I swear I've been back and forth to the grocery store, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, etc about 20 times, but it's all worth it.I hope you all remembered to set your gay clocks ahead one hour last night/this morning! ...

Yeah, I'll admit it - this makes me shake my ass...LA ROUX 'BULLETPROOF' from soyo on Vimeo. ...

I have a feeling it's gonna be a long time before I come across a video I love as much as this one... ...

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Because I'm a geek and I love this kinda shit... ...

So, tonight I rented Up In The Air. If you've seen it, you know that George Clooney's character works for a company based out of Omaha, Nebraska. With me so far? Well, about 10 minutes after I finished watching the movie, my phone rang. It was a number I didn't recognize and I'm one of those people that doesn't answer calls from unidentified numbers - hey, they can leave a message, right? Well, in my phone call log, it shows the number that called and the city and state the call originated from. Guess where? Yeah, Omaha, Nebraska! Now THAT ...

That crazy-ass bitch Betty White confirmed that she will indeed be hosting SNL at some point in the (hopefully near) future.This pleases me beyond words. ...

1) Probation Violation 2) Public Intoxication 3) Possession of Marijuana 4) DUI 5) Failure To Appear Smart and gorgeous, she's got it all. That ain't no weave, shoot. Bat-shit crazy. Klingons walk among us... ...

No, I'm not talking about the 'M4M' section. I'm actually referring to the 'For Sale' section! You see, since I'm moving into my apartment next weekend, I'm not able to bring my home gym with me - there's just not enough room. So, I listed it on Craigslist last week in hopes of getting a cool $150 out of it. I got 5 responses - all of which I replied to in the order in which I received them. Every single one of those 5 people either didn't reply back to my email or didn't answer my call/call me back ...

And if I don't get some soon, I may go crazy. ...

Anti-gay California Senator Roy Ashburn was arrested for drunk driving yesterday. He was pulled over after leaving a....GAY CLUB with an...UNIDENTIFIED MALE IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE CAR.Sounds like someone was caught red-handed...and blue-balled.Full story at HuffPo ...

1) Battery 2) Robbery 3) DUI 4) DUI 5) Probation Violation Shooot, gurl... This woman was arrested for prostitution.What kind of man would sleep with this? A mighty wind is blowin'. Something tells me this guy's parents were brother and sister. ...

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