America has a FAT problem. According to a Business Week article, there are four states where the obesity rates are over 30%. The blue ribbons go to: Mississippi (32.5%), West Virginia (31.2%), Alabama (31.1%), and Tennessee (30.2%). They are taking over our nation and will soon be the majority! Noooo....When I pass a Tubby person, they'll typically make a snarky comment like: Eww... you are soooo skinny... why don't you let me buy you a meal? Steam rises. My face becomes flushed in crimson red. It takes every fiber of my being to not blow my top.ARE YOU FUCKING ...

This poor filly had the misfortune of losing her mother. She was moved away from the rest of the horses and put into her own paddock. She is still very shy, but she is learning that we mean her no harm. I check on her daily to see if she is doing okay. ...

You should see me on the tennis courts. I am superhuman. Within a split second, I can take off and chase down any tennis ball. My speed is the fastest in the men's league.This great athletic feat comes at a price though. If I were a Native American, my name would be "Swollen Knee". There has been a nagging pain below my right knee for months. It feels swollen.Instead of seeing a doctor about it, I have convinced myself that my knee is not really swollen. Nooooo siree! I have a need for blistering speed, so my body is busy ...

This totally made me tear out my hair. Whoever is watching this at Google must be rubbing their hands together in satisfaction. ...

We have recently lost some very talented individuals. When celebrities pass away, we are harshly reminded of the fragility of life. No matter how divine a celebrity may seem, he or she is as mortal as the next human.I can't help but think of those who enrich my untalented life daily. You are all very special to me. Let's love one another while we still can. To all my buds... here is a big hug from me to you. Ahh... feels so good! :)As a sidenote, I was supposed to go to Houston this weekend for Pride. Since my ...

Yeehaw! Back to his country roots: ...

Congrats to the LSU Tigers for winning their sixth College World Series. In the best of 3 series, LSU outlasted the Texas Longhorns to win the crown. As an alumnus, I am VERY PROUD of the best damn sports university in America! GEAUX TIGERS!!!! ...

I must drive Mama 4 1/2 hours to Houston, TX for an eye specialist appointment today. If you count the trip back, that's nine hours of quality "talk time" on the drive. I'll be entertained by my family's very own NPR Radio Network... voiced by Mama!Please say prayers for my sanity. If you were a nice friend, you would interrupt the NPR MOM broadcasts by calling me on my cell phone. I may even let you talk to Mama. My ears will thank you. ...

It has been 104 days since I became single. Before you giggle -- I am not obsessively adding up each day on a daily basis. I like pulling out a calendar and counting every few weeks... just to marvel at how long it has been.I used to cast scorn on single people. I erroneously judged them as very selfish. Now, I view them as smart people! Do you realize how great it is to not have to negotiate with another?You get up each morning with the freedom to do whatever you please. There is no nagging, bitching, or asking ...

Where are the political opinions from well known bloggers? Have you all been neutered and rendered speechless since the election? I am VERY disappointed many of you have suddenly become passive excuse-making pussies. Where have your political convictions gone?Our dear own Justice Department has just compared homosexuals to incestuous people. The Prez fully supports this description of us. Are you okay with that? I AM NOT! These are our civil rights we are talking about!Surely, you have seen the headlines touting Obama expanding benefits to gay partners of federal employees. Read the details. Employees will be allowed to use ...

Can you name all the influential people in the picture below?Check http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm for the list of people. ...

Sometimes you must stand up and be a real man. A rival gunslinger is coming after me. Sporting a shiny pistol, he has every intent on making me a notch on his belt loop.What am I talking about? I am talking about the Flex League playoffs. While he won his division, I put on a decent performance to finish second in my division.This outlaw is one badass on the tennis court. He is known for having a killer serve, screaming temper tantrums, and throwing racquets. Just last week, he hit E.Shrew's female double partner in the ...

In times like this... I channel Donna Fargo. Sporting a fake smile, I therapeutically sing: Shine on me sunshine, walk with me world. It’s a skippidity do da day. I’m the happiest girl, in the whole U.S.A.I am (SNIFF)... 39 years old. Yes... I am one year away from a Daddish "40". Instead of spending the whole day bawling, I am trying to sport a fake smile and a happy face. Goddamn it to hell... it ain't a working! I'll now desperately cling to that last bastion of being in my 30's. Getting old sux.Sing with me: ...

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I recorded this video a couple weeks ago, but I never posted it because I thought it was too strange. What is the purpose of me walking around and posing to a sad song?Umm... now I know. It is the perfect video when you piss off your faithful readers by showing only your green crocs in the last video. LOL.I love songs about heartache and loss... especially those by Patty Griffin. She always inspires me by her soulful voice. Her song "Let Him Fly" is playing in the background. ...

Everyday there is a constant threat of getting attacked by Rocky the Rooster. Sure... he's lovable in my videos, but he can be a mean bastard. See for yourself. ...

Considering that Betty from Dead Like Me died in a cliff-diving accident, I wonder if it's a coincidence that she chooses to go after the deceased Irish man whose lights are the cliffs of Dover?She needs to make a comeback. Betty > Daisy. ...

07:33 must. rack. wine. today. # 13:27 made a smoothie # ...

I am not perfect, nor do I pretend to be. I can admit that I have selfishly lived a hectic lifestyle since becoming single. Between gym workouts, tennis matches, and non-stop weekend merriment, I am barely home.Everytime I see my Ex out, he says... "those poor dogs". I used to think he was trying to make me feel guilty, so I'd go home and he would have New Orleans all to himself. Now I find myself agreeing with him.Boudreaux and Pierre are exhibiting signs that they are not getting enough attention. It breaks my heart thinking how they have ...