Silver fox photographer MIKE RUIZ brings the gun show to "Rupaul's Drag Race," which I'm getting markedly gayer while watching for the first time ever right now. ...

I only watched the premiere episode of "Caprica" and that was while I was busy doing dishes or something and must have missed SASHA ROIZ on my screen. His "great gay uncle" character has been named After Elton's Gay of the Week. He certainly makes me wanna cry "uncle!"—or "daddy!"Dangerous, dangerous daddy! ...

My future beefy bear daddy of a hubby, PATRICK WARBURTON, goes on a nude tirade in this clip (nsfw)—which will prob be taken down from Youtube soon, so hurry and view it!—from something called "The Civilization of Maxwell Bright."[via (nsfw)] ...

Some awesome, porntastic Sherlock Holmes/Dr. Watson slash art, resembling the characters as portrayed by the bromantically delicious ROBERT DOWNEY JR and JUDE LAW:[via] ...

You may know MATT ISEMAN as the hunky "go-to" guy on Style Network's "Clean House" or as the host of "Sports Soup" on Versus, but you may not recognize the handy daddy in this pic he posted on Facebook. Tee hee. ...

And speaking of legs this morning, I came across this Australia ad from a few years ago that makes me want to climb up that ladder being him and worship those calves of steel and then lick my way up. Drool. ...

What the hell kinda rough, daddy/boy hotness am I missing by not watching "Desperate Housewives?!"Papi RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA grapples with shirtless young beauty BEAU MIRCHOFF. ...

Yes, it is no doubt he's got legs … and I know exactly how I'd use them!Thank you David! ...

Just a bunch of cute from huge collection of pics from Big Bear Adventure Weekend 2009. ...

For anyone who's into private torrent trackers (Seantaclaus?), I just discovered that Myspleen isn't gone after all. (If you haven't heard of Myspleen, it's a tracker that specializes in old TV shows - particularly MTV, Nickelodeon, Adult Swim and Cartoon Network - and also fan edits of popular films like Star Wars or Superman. ) It used to be myspleen.net, which went down two years ago... but it's now at myspleen.cc .I have a bunch of invites, so contact me privately if you'd like one. ...

Wrestler-daddy BATISTA, with his muscle-slab pecs, vinyl-clad crotch, and rock-hard thighs sweats tonight (about now actually!) at the WWE Royal Rumble, the muscly, meaty, mansweaty match that determines who gets to force me into submission go on to WrestleMania.It seems one of my favorite pieces of red meat—SHEAMUS O'SHAUGHNESSY—is defending his title as champion of my ass WWE Champion against sinister and sexy RANDY ORTON as part of the event as well. I'm a winner in my dreams either way. ...

A quick—but hot!—glimpse into a pornsonal training session (nsfw!) with hot, bearded daddy RAY DRAGON. ...

Here's native New Yorker, personal trainer, bouncer, and muscled ginger JAMIE who I think is so hot it is a wonder his fire crotch didn't set that apartment ablaze!About Jamie from his New York "Straight" Men session (nsfw):"While he loves pussy, Jamie really digs a hot mouth on his cock and said he will never refuse a blow job. He doesn't care who's sucking just as long as they suck his cock and lick out his ass! Jamie says that eating ass goes with the territory and his cocksuckers better be prepared to eat out some muscle ...

I was so happy to come across this shot of beefy-chested CORBIN BERNSEN from this batch of stills from a low-budget TV disaster flick. I mainly see him now as the father on "Psych," but still want him as my daddy in real life. As a kid I swooned over his womanizing layer Arnie Becker on "L.A. Law," and that lust level hasn't died. Woof. ...

I just discovered gargantuan actor MATTHEW WILLIG as the gargantuan Rambo-like motivator in this commercial for Halls cough drops. Apparently I'm just late to the party as he's been in everything from "Malcolm in the Middle" to "Dexter" to the Jack Black caveman comedy "Year One."Swoon. Willig gets inked up as bad boy Little Chino on "Dexter" (above), and he could totally hit me over the head with his, um, club and drag me back to his cave as his character from "Year One" (below).He'll next be seen alongside erstwhile hunky Hercules ...

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From the U.S. Census 2010 employment opportunities brochure I found lying on a counter at lunch in a pizza shop. If this guy shows up at my door I'm going from single or married if he likes it or not! (And whether or not it is legal. As long as I get my honeymoon night out of it.) ...

I really don't think any photos of rugger BEN COHEN truly qualify as outtakes. ...

Holy Hell. Actor DIEGO CRISTO smoking hot on the "no smoking" cover of Brazil's Junior! The you for being Made in Brazil! ...

I don't know the characters on "Smallville" enough to know who this is in the "Absolute Justice" promotional photos, but I'd like to get scruff-daddy here to be my super hero. With that costume on, of course. And while I don't mean it as an insult, he's even hotter with the mask/helmet thingie on! Woof. ...