• The Hills' Spencer and Heidi, taking their made-up romance seriously, eloped to Mexico last week. "The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," said Heidi. • Deranged, sword-wielding "samurai" was shot to death after threatening security guards at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood. He may have been a disgruntled former church member. • Boy George's trial for allegedly beating and imprisoning a Norwegian callboy in London seemingly forever ago is currently underway. • Tom Cruise tells ET that daughter Suri is a "girlie girl." Aww, she takes after her Daddy. • My Name Is ...