Madonna queen Steven Corfe shows off his $29.99 deluxe Hard Candy package featuring actual hard candy and a megamix bonus track for the gays. James says her fan base now is old gym queens, like Traci Lords' is old men in raincoats. Madonna vs Mariah re fan relations. American Idol and Paula Abdul. Is David Cook already the winner? Asks Fenton: "Could Madonna ever have won American Idol?" Jordan Sparks and her exploding vocal cords. Fenton, it's discovered much to James' dismay, has never seen an installment of The Daily Freak Show. The new Cameron-Ashton movie. Baby Mama. That guy ...

Hey kids! Shelly here! Yes, much like many other SNL alumni movies, Baby Mama is an extended SNL skit. But without the excruciatingly boring “0ne note character” you get sick of 15 minutes into it. Except for Steve Martin, who you will strain something hoping that he says something differently funny to resuscitate his career. Oh and Baby Mama is written with smart jokes that don’t pander to lame physical comedy shots (one poop joke, one fake barf joke, but both done with motherly nods to children expulsions). Oh and it has a “good” (not great) story structure. Kind of pat ending, but ...

Writing about my future goals apparently provoked the Universe to push a lot of them front and center. Completely independent of my blog post, Ms. K and I got into a lengthy and emotional discussion on Thursday night of our plans for the future -- cohabitation, our respective pets, short term and long term goals; it was all on the table, messy and offered up to speculation. And then yesterday I was sort of busted by my landlord for having Ms. K live with me on the sly. Feeling myself pushed into Triage Mode yet again (shakes fist!), I ...

Baby Mama on screen, baby mama off. Amy Poehler and husband Will Arnett are expecting a baby in the late fall, their first. No word on whether it was by in vitro fertilization or Will's own willy. (Reuters) ...