"Two guys in a bathroom stall – it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I've actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding." – Metallica's Lars Ulrich, to Blender, on missing the camaraderie of doing coke with friends in nightclub bathrooms. (Page Six) ...

Hugh Jackman, whose wife is tired of fighting off rumors that he's gay from the privacy of her bathroom stall, tells MTV that he's not gay but, as some call it, a fag stag. In his own words: MTV: You were pretty forthright with People magazine when they asked you about the three biggest rumors about you. Jackman: Gay, gay and gay. MTV: You said in that article that the rumors while you were playing Peter Allen in "The Boy From Oz" [on Broadway] bothered your wife. Did they ever bother you? Jackman: Come on. No, it's ridiculous. I just think the whole ...

These shots from Italy's November Vanity Fair certainly won't help his wife's campaign from the bathroom stall. Five more, AFTER THE JUMP... ...

Hugh Jackman's wife is apparently not happy that some think he's gay: "The actor, who was this week named the sexiest man alive by People magazine, said wife Deborra-Lee Furness often has to assure people that her husband is straight. 'She said the most infuriating times would be in the bathroom because all she'd hear is: 'Is he or isn't he gay?' 'I don't know, he's married'. 'Oh, who cares? I'm sure he's gay'," he told People. 'She used to call out from the stall: 'He's not gay. I'm telling you he's not.' And there would be silence until someone ...