When I first learned there was a Beauty Pageant that I was not even nominated for, I was filled with utter rage! I just wanted to reach through my computer screen and knock Kelly Stern upside the head with my shoe.Why the violence tinged with bitterness? Because Kelly Stern entered under the "Silver Fox" category. He is my same age!!! (38) You vile sorry little big bitch! What does that make me?! If you answer, you lose a right testicle.Personally, I would have entered under the "Boy Next Door" category. Yeah, my denial goes unchecked... but whateva! Let ...

Sarah Palin’s (then Heath) talent bit of her beauty pageant. It’s more backing track that lead instrumentalist - says it all really! Her favourite artist seemingly was James Galway. ...