Previously - Brooke White bobbed her head to Neil Diamond in a desperate manner, and rightfully got bounced. And Paula Abdul drank/drugged herself into our hearts. Seacrest IN! Seacrest talks his talk. Jason Castro might have done some windowpane because his eyes are all over the place. When Seacrest say his "this is...American Idol!" line, the red lights flash on and it looks like the contestants will be shot from the stage in a burst of drama! The chick who played Meadow on The Sopranos is here tonight. She's got nothing better to do. Paula's wearing a springy yellow and probably on ...

"Ryan asks Syesha why she's currently blubbering like Brooke White at a puppy mill and Syesha manages to call down the ghosts of the civil rights movement to support her on her quest to be America's favorite girl." Classic, though I did actually vote last night, five times, for Syesha. And yes, I am adequately shamed that I'm a 30 year-old gay man voting for an American Idol. And you know that if I'm voting for her, she'll be kicked off tonight. via ...

Shannon Elizabeth and her Dancing With the Stars partner Derek Hough were voted off of the reality competition this week, which was surprising after the mid-dance injury competitor Cristian de le Fuente experienced in the show this week. I guess it is only natural for Shannon to believe that something was amiss when she got booted off. She recently sourced a "bigger force" as the cause of her exit from the show, and not the number of votes from the fans. TMZ reports that an insider says the "support staff" such as wardrobe, makeup, etc. were tired of Shannon's ...

Brooke White was kicked from American Idol last night. This was kind of a given, because her performance of Neil Diamond's "I'm A Believer" was terrifying and pathetic at the same time. I've never seen such glazed looks on people since....well, since Paula thought Jason Castro sang two songs because the vodka told her so. Brooke sobbed but seemingly acknowledged that she thought she was a goner. America, did too. Next up - Jason Castro or Syesha Mercado. I'm tellin' ya, it's down to the smug already a star David Cook or the lil' guy. Brooke also had ...

we're now down to the final four on american idol after brooke white got the boot tonight - no big surprise - it was her time to go! ms. white has been hanging on by her fingernails over the past few weeks - i do like her 'girl w/ a piano' style but for sure she was not cut out to win the competition! next week syesha mercado will leave followed by jason castro...leading up to david cook (who should win) & david archuleta (who will win) ...

Paris Hilton is all excited because boyfriend Benji Madden wrote a song about her. It's called "Damn, What's Up With Her Eye?" I hope they get Brooke White to sing it. It's already going to be good and terrible, why not just cap it off by having that wackjob stand and bob her head and grimace for your love while yowling it? "He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio," Paris said on Monday. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song ...

Previously - Carly Smithson got bounced, and it's all because of Andrew Lloyd Webber. Does anyone else hate Phantom as much as I do? So a chandelier falls, big effin' deal! Oh, the moment you have been waiting for all season has come. Paula Abdul reclaims her throne as the highest ho in the land. I seriously want to get to writing that paragraph right now, but I'll wait. It will be hard, though. I've even enclosed a clip of Paula's drunk ass with this recap. I will tell you when to watch it. It will be interactive fun! Oh, and ...

American Idol Final 5 Thoughts and Orgasms Is it me or is AI pretty boring? Last nights episode was uneventful unless you count Paula's confusion when she thought Jason had already sang his 2 songs..... Imagine only 4 more idol hearts to thrash before we have the final battle of the David's which is what everyone predicts ......or wants.......Here are my thoughts on the final 5--Syesha Mercado- Syesha is a great performer and gets better and better-- I think she did very well last night and even though she has been in the bottom 3 times already! I really ...