Think you're so gay that you make pink sequined ascots look butch in comparison? Well you've got some competition in the form of Joel Derfner. Check out this Radar feature to learn more about the author of the new book Swish: My Quest to Become the Gayest Person Ever: Homosexual Agenda [Radar] As for a book documenting one's quest to be the most lesbian person ever? Well get it on it, ladies, for Fish has not yet been written. ...