Drew Barrymore (who is definitely a straight girl lesbians like) once explained to Mary-Louis Parker (ditto) in Boys on the Side that lesbians “love uniforms.” And they do. The reasons are mysterious and unknown. Whether due to status, authority, or a sense of belonging, studies have shown that, in the eyes of lesbians, the simple act of wearing a uniform mathematically raises a woman’s hotness factor by at least 3 points on a scale of 10. Knowing this, lesbians often want to be a uniform-wearer and are jealous of other lesbians who regularly get to wear uniforms. For instance, ...