Mere nanoseconds after the introduction of Sarah Palin as the Republican vice-presidential nominee, the web site VPilf.com was born. Slightly disgusted at the direction of this new 'narrative', I decided that I should level the playing field and insist that objectification be done to the men as well. So, for your scruitiny, I present a series of other acronyms that the Palin nomination should have created.First (appropriately enough), there's the "FirstDudeilf" in Todd Palin:Because behind every sexy libarian is an even sexier hunting, snowmobiling Alaskan daddy bear. Woof.Next is "FSilf" where FS stands for first son...and that ...