Some of you may be asking, “What’s up with all this talk about man crushes and gay guy porn? Aren’t you all, like, lesbians?”
My response is, you’re wading into “Advanced Lesbian Territory.” Remember when you moved from arithmetic to algebra, and they threw all those letters like “x” and “y” at you, and you were like, “Math isn’t supposed to have letters!” Or (if that analogy was too elementary), when you took AP calculus and thought it was a piece of cake and then you went to college, where you took multivariable calculus and they threw ...