Heidi Montag got her ass on the Ellen show, and told her that no longer being fake friends with Lauren Conrad is a "weight off my shoulders." You'd feel even lighter if you took those plastic domes off your chest, moron. The interview will air on Monday. I seriously feel for the TV hosts who have to speak to this broad. "Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn't like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt]," Montag said. No one likes ...

Seriously, Jason Wahler is so annoyed by the sex tape allegations that he can't stop talking about it. He also addressed the issue of Heidi Montag challenging Lauren Conrad to a lie detector test and wrapped up his rant about Heidi and Spencer by saying that he was tired talking about it and promises us that he's no longer bringing up the subject. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but Jason really sounds like he must have been on the Debate Team in school because those arguments of his were pretty eloquent, with all of his bullet ...

Do you know how much I hate typing "Chace?" Motherf*cker, get an "s!" Heidi Montag and her nugget Spencer Pratt have revealed that Heidi once made out with Gossip Girl dude Chace Crawford. Ewww. Chace probably thought it was a trannie. Come on, he's recently been linked with Rumer Willis and J.C. Chasez. You do the math. The Doublemint Douches had a luncheon with US magazine, and during it revealed that Heidi tongue-lashed Chace at a club way before Gossip Girl made its way onto the CW. Before [he became] Mr. Gossip Boy, he ...