It’s almost time to haul our lesbian, vegan, wiccan asses back to the small towns from which we escaped years ago, so that we can celebrate how thankful we are to have done so. Here are just a few do’s and don’ts for the big day: DO initiate a discussion about Sarah Palin and the liberal media. This will be more entertaining than a barrel of monkeys, trust me. DON’T ask any relative over the age of 70 how s/he is feeling unless you are an EMT and can handle this sort of thing over dinner. DO bring your love bunny. Bonus points for ...