Oh, the weird things I come up with when I can’t sleep…
Our leader, who art at Canonical,
Shuttleworth be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, the community’s will be done,
Worldwide as it is in the UK.
Give us this day our daily .deb
And forgive us our oopses
As we forgive kernels that oops against us.
Lead us not into infighting and forking
But deliver us from Microsoft
For thine is the power, the open source, and the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen. ...