Anne Hathaway and James St James in a grin mask ...

My friend Pat from Clearwater, Florida, is concerned that I'm not fully exploiting my current status. He suggests a more stringent admissions policy to my fan club, and a tightening of the reins on my part. He thinks it should be more of "an 'action group' kinda like the nazi 'Angstedt Grupen.'" Here are his proposed guidelines for the "First Ultimate Classified Knowledge Klub – Fabulous Action Group": Purpose – to select ambassadors for promoting the advancement of patrilineally exclusive males, forwarding the fact that our orientation is a reaction to overpopulation. Being the further evolved species we were created ...

I went to the "True Colors" concert Saturday night, and while I generally LOATHE nostalgia, I actually enjoyed myself and danced like a spaz to Andy Bell, the B-52s, and even Cyndi Lauper. And I hate Cyndi Lauper. Omg. But such is the power of Gay Pride. It got me to thinking, though, about the ORIGINAL "True Colors" series – on NBC radio back in the 1950s – when the "glamorous and unpredictable" female drag queen Tallulah Bankhead gathered together the gay icons of her day, and camped it up to the delight of faggots everywhere. Listen ...

WOW staffer Joey Maiocco and James St James spent a lot of time schmoozing for the amusement of their adoring fans during the "Dial M for Madonna" Ring My Bell noon-till-night live sale-a-thon in the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery last week. Talk is cheap and so was the art. (Photo by Debbi Rotkowitz) ...

In first hour of the "Dial M For Madonna" everything-must-go marathon hosted by James St. James, Michael Alig's sphincter is a recurring theme. Other topics discussed include Steven Corfe's felching fetching Madonna impersonation, a caller's sexual versatility, another caller's Gay Pride outfit, River Phoenix's and Leigh Bowery's deaths, and James' refusal to let the artworks upstage his on-camera banter. ...

A very specific crowd showed up last night at the XXX cocktail reception for the opening of Thairin Smothers' "Homo-A-Go-Go" solo photo show at the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery, and they found go-go boys not only on the walls but also on the runway. James St James was there covering it in that way he has for the Daily Freak Show, and his report will be up on the WOW Report next week. Meanwhile, take a look at these hot shots by Debbi Rotkowitz, lots more of which are on Flickr. ...

James St James and I swung by Homo Depot to pick up some last minute supplies for tonight's gala reception of the "Thairin Smothers: Homo-A-Go-Go" solo show. – Steven Corfe ...

Dear Joey I first just want to let you know that writing this to you has taken a lot, but I am at the point where I have nowhere else to turn without hanging my head in shame. So being such an avid fan of James St James and the WOW Report I figured this is the best thing to do. Anyway, about a week ago I lost my virginity. I'm twenty years old and even though it was my first time having sex it wasn't my first time with a boy. The sex was great and I will ...

James St James writes: After a few days of nail-biting delays, Thairin's pictures have FINALLY arrived from the printer. Now we have just 32 hours to patch up and paint the walls, frame the pictures, hang the pictures, decorate the windows, set up the catwalk, wrangle up some go-go boys and take care of all the niggling details that seem to pop up at the last minute. Should be a piece of cake. SEE YOU TOMORRW NIGHT! [Ed note: Is James doing his Paris Hilton impression in these photos?] – Photos by Steven Corfe ...

And so the Madonna art begins to come down, and Thairin's erotic photographs start to go up. Yes, opening this Friday, June 27, with a gala reception from 8PM to midnight, the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery will be featuring the photographs of WOW producer Thairin Smothers in a show that will blow your....um... mind. It's "HOMO-A-GO-GO: the Art of the Go-Go Boy" – so leave your wedding band at home, and bring lots of dollar bills. Come one, come all. – James St James (pictured) ...

Today marks the last day of "Dial M for Madonna" in the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery and to celebrate, James St James will be hosting a Ring My Bell spectacular, starting at noon Pacific time. To see all the discount-rate art that has not been sold, tune into ringmybell.tv, click on the play symbol, and wait for the streaming video to start. James will be answering calls and flogging the Madonna art at 323 603 6312. Dial now. Time actually doesn't go by so slowly. Hourly updates to come. ...