Stephen Green is disseminating (oo-errr) his wonky word of Gaard once more. Deciding to be deliberately offensive and graphic for no apparent reason, he grizzled about UK civil partnerships (or, as we call them down here, civil unions). According to Leviticus 18, moaned our Stephen, there’s no such thing as faithful monogamous same-sex relationships! They’re about as plausible as (gasp) faithful adultery or faithful bestiality!! (Oh dear, there’s that frightful mental image from Brian Tamaki’s biography again, in which he talks about sheep-worrying as being an awful problem in Rotorua). Ahem. Spatial juxtapositioning unlikely. Due to the unfortunate existence of copious numbers ...