Look who Joey Maiocco found for us. This guy. Dax Flame, the guy with all the "haters," whose videos we ran some time ago and we almost forgot about and who, in this one, admits he "hasn't made a video in forever." But he's back and fully loaded with big plans for 2012, when Earth will be "incompetent." ...

Dear Joey I started MySpace stalking this boy I thought was really cute. This went on for months until finally I figured out where I could "accidently" bump into him at a concert I found out he would be at (by reading his comments). And since I knew EVERYTHING about him it was easy to find things to talk about. I poured it on thick – playing up how much we have in common (of course I'm not really into any of the same stuff but whatever). Now that we have been seeing each other for awhile my friends ...