hey kids! yesterday kim kardashian sliced open her foot on a glass table and was rushed to a local NYC hospital which all sounds very dramatic but now her foot (which is doing just fine) could actually prove to be a bigger asset than her infamous big ass! (i seriously still don't know why she's famous but i must admit that after watching keeping up with the kardashians i fell in love with her along with kim's sisters khloe & kourtney) it was announced today ms. kardashian is one of the ...

ABC has effectively shut down rumors that gay boybander Lance Bass could be getting a male dance partner when Dancing with the Stars kicks off its seventh season on Monday, Sept. 22.The network officially announced the cast lineup Monday, which, in addition to Lance Bass, includes soap star Susan Lucci, recent Beijing Olympics gold medal winner Misty May-Treanor, and Kim Kardashian. The cast also boasts the oldest-ever competitor with actress Cloris Leachman, 82, and the youngest-ever competitor with Hannah Montana actor Cody Linley, 18.Dancing with the Stars producer Conrad Green tells People magazine that this season may be ...

Thanks to Kim Kardashian's quick-thinking people taking photos of her cut toe (to be used in litigation with the hotel) and TMZ's first-amendment right to post them, we're able to imagine we're back in the golden age of Hollywood when Confidential and other magazines freely published those horrifying photos of stars beaten, stabbed, and worse. Of course, in this case the trail of blood is not nearly as grisly as the sight of Kim's French pedicure at the end of those Vienna sausages. (More gorious full-color photos here) ...

• Kim Kardashian had her ass hauled off to the hospital after she cut her foot on a hotel coffee table, probably dashing her chances of quickstepping on Dancing With the Stars. • I Got You, Bat: Director Christopher Nolan has tapped Cher to raise the dander on Christian Bale in the next Batman behemoth. He wants the 62-year-old to play Catwoman "like a vamp in her twilight years." • Hollywood swap meat: Jennifer Aniston just ended a notable romance with Cameron Diaz's throwaway, John Mayer; now Diaz is starting something with Aniston's ex, pretty model Paul Sculfor. ...

• Shaq and Shaunie will not be divorcing after all. • John Mayer will not be marrying Jennifer Aniston, "the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met." • Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are talking about getting married someday. • Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got married yesterday afternoon. (Photo: Rupert Thorpe) ...