There was this guy I knew and he was so straight.  He walked around like a man with a strut trying to pick up the ladies. He drank beer and not the light kind. He made sure it was always Bud. He knew all the stats on his favorite sports team and knew which season each sport played in. He even knew how to play football and could catch and throw the ball.  He wasn’t afraid to kill bugs and he always knew how to fix a car or the lawnmower. He would go outside and enjoy cutting down trees and planting ...

how i spent my birthday. i'm hoping this will land me a new rich husband, who can keep me in boxed wine and fireproof oven mitts for the rest of my life. so, please spread it around to all your over 80 single male friends.- joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com ...