Photo: MOE/Fame PicturesWhile hottie Mario Lopez and girlfriend Courtney Mazza checks out Armani Exchange, everyone's checking Mario's cuteness! He looks great though in his super blue outfit! ...

I caught the episode of "Saved by the Bell" where the kids get drunk at a toga party, something happens with Lisa Turtle's car, and wackiness and morality lessons ensue. All that aside, all I want to ensue is taking advantage of the easy toga access on hunky, young MARK-PAUL GOSSELAAR and MARIO LOPEZ! ...

An open letter to Mario Lopez: Dear Mario, Take your pants off first, it’s less messy that way. I know you are very beautiful– and possibly–very stupid, so I know it is difficult for you to understand these concepts. But don’t worry, you are very beautiful. And who would want to look for a glory hole in that bathroom stall when you have two big dimple holes in your face where many penises would rather go? I think you should attend every bathroom opening from now on. Remember (according to Senator Larry Craig etiquette): One tap = “enter his stall,” two taps ...

The Mario Lopez story arc on Nip/Tuck has been pretty interesting so far, but I’m sure it will end in some crazy over the top way. Regardless, it has provided many shirtless oportunities for Mario and for us! To check them out and more, visit the Mario Lopez Gaytrix Gallery. ...

With all the frenzy surrounding Twilight: New Moon and its shirtless he-wolves, Mario Lopez is concerned he's missing out on the ab action:"Lopez fits right in with Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier. In a sit-down interview with 'Extra,' Pelletier -- who is nicknamed 'Slater Jr.' -- joked to Lopez that, 'when we were casting this thing I thought I was gonna lose my role out to you.' Added Meraz, 'You're the missing wolf pack member!' Taylor Lautner says it's 'definitely a possibility' that Lopez could join the pack. Stewart was more sure. 'You totally could be,' ...

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