Is it just us or did Madonna look like she'd had a cosmetic procedure performed on her face and talk like a pretentious spiritual advisor on the otherwise wonderfully poignant and affecting Britney Spears: For the Record doc on MTV last night? As Mary McNamara wrote in her amusing LA Times review of the god-awful Rosie Live TV special on Wednesday – "Liza, we love you, we will always love you, but there is no shame in retirement." ...