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→ mariah carey is itching to have a baby - i wonder if nick cannon feels the same way? yeeeah! → amy winehouse meeting up with pete doherty is a total deadly & toxic combination! dlisted → while down in orlando john mayer was 'free falling' for jennifer aniston! popsugar → who was victoria beckham all nervous about meeting for the first time? i'm not obsessed → tori spelling can't shut up about how much she'd like to be on 90210 again webster's is my bitch → maxim magazine names 'the 100 hottest women' ...

The Playboy tycoon has extended an offer to Miley Cyrus to pose in his magazine after seeing the Vanity Fair pictures of her that caused such an uproar. Of course Hugh would wait until the Hannah Montana star is of legal age, but has said that she would be more than welcome. Of the Disney Channel star's recent photo "scandal," Hefner told Extra, "I think to make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality," right before his false teeth slipped out ...

No, Miley Cyrus isn't yelling at an audience of conservative Christians in an uproar over her Vanity Fair photo shoot. She's performing for the Wango Tango crowd at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. Billed as a family friendly day-long concert event, the real stars of the music festival were arguably the Jonas brothers, whose performance caused quite a frenzy among the tween-aged crowd. And it's no wonder they're going nuts what with that Jonas boy in the white jeans treating his guitar like his own personal circus. For being "family friendly," there sure was a whole lot ...

→ lindsay lohan is like a leper - nobody wants to deal with her! webster's is my bitch → what?!? britney spears and kevin federline are having phone sex w/ each other?!? celebslam → mariah carey & nick cannon made their first public appearance as a married couple popsugar → paris hilton 'extended' her reach with hair pieces for sally beauty supply... dlisted → hugh hefner is leaving the door open for miley cyrus to pose in playboy i'm not obsessed → mischa barton is totally delusional - you can't add cellulite to pics ...

That new guy you don't recognize is Mick Kaczorowski, executive producer at Animal Planet, who happened to be in the office when the podcast was began. And he happened to be in the office because he's working on a project with WOW, but no one needs to know that yet. He leaks that when Meerkat Manor starts up again June 6, Stockard Channing will be its new narrator. James gets started on American Idol. Randy wonders if David Archuleta and Michael Alig are an "Of Interest." Blue pants suits. Gayle's droopy surgery face on Oprah. Is Oprah so much ...

Caught with her figurative pants down when the infamous Vanity Fair photo of a topless-looking Miley was published, the pop star issued an apology in a statement shortly thereafter, blaming the pose on a lack of good judgment. And Miley's reaching out to her fans once again, but this time, she's thanking them for all the support they've given her though her whole Vanity Fair debacle. At a Disney Channel Games concert Saturday, Miley addressed the crowd and said, "I saw a sign back there that said, 'Miley, I'm praying for you.' I could not ...

Two recent news items led me to today's musing. The first is the Texas polygamists and the second is the Vanity Fair photo of Miley Cyrus. Both serve to demonstrate the fact that numerous American's have yet to resolve the unhealthy dissonance that seems to accompany any event that can be seen as remotely sexual. That inability provides the backdrop for countless conflicts that surface with virtually every event that remotely triggers the trepidation. With the Texas polygamists, we have a group of men who seem to be obsessed with having numerous females available for their sexual gratification...couched of course ...

→ mariah & nick are married! but what do they look like as one person? pretty on the outside → when you have a quickie wedding you tend to forget about stuff like prenup agreements yeeeah! → miley cyrus has been 'grounded' by disney because of all that stupid photo hoopla dlisted → barbara walters is opening up about her steamy past w/ a US senator a socialite's life → do you think brad pitt & angelina jolie are more influential than oprah winfrey? i'm not obsessed → madonna was decked out in fur ...

I had no idea this dance war was even taking place. Miley Cyrus and her buddy, Mandy Jiroux, just received a response to her YouTube video from dance crew ACDC. Directed by Step Up 2: The Streets director Jon Chu, the video includes appearances by Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, Adam Sandler and Diana Ross. It's strange, but somehow quite mesmerizing. Check it out. After the jump, you can see Miley's video that started it all, as well as Madonna's YouTube response. ...

Time magazine has released its list of the 100 most influential peeps in existence, and of course a good chunk of it are entertainers! Honey, this is America. If you want to get high-brow, move to...well, move to....you could go....shit, the world is doomed. Included on the list are MIley Cyrus, Robert Downey Jr., Herbie Hancock, directors Joel and Ethan Coen, Bruce Springsteen, Mariah Carey, George Clooney (Roseanne writes the article about him, he was on her show back in the day), Tyler Perry, and Chris Rock. Mariah Carey must have read this on ...

JTimb and Madonna partied into the wee hours at hip club The Box after their performance last night in Manhattan, with Josh Duhamel tagging along for the apparent drinking festivities. Madonna called in to Ryan Seacrest's show this morning, and admitted that she was hungover. "We had to celebrate. [We] decided we both work too hard and have to have fun," the legendary songstress said. So what was Madge sippin' on? She later confessed, "I had a shot of tequila ... I may have had a lemon drop, too ... We 'tied one on' as they say." Madonna also ...

→ the reason for beyonce's quickie wedding was because she's preggers w/ jay-z's baby! hollyscoop → more baby news...jamie lynn spears is supposedly having a girl at the end of june! celebslam → britney spears will spend mother's day (may 11th) w/ her 2 boys sean & jayden a socialite's life → heidi klum always looks amazing & is the #2 money earning supermodel (gisele is #1) popsugar → is rob lowe's house a den of sluts and sins?!? more nanny trouble for the lowes... dlisted → what did gwyneth paltrow have to say ...

Miley Cyrus and Kristine W. (t/y Randy) ...