I'm not saying the boy's slow, but just wait for his 2012 comments on Tiger Woods! (via Twitter and Jezebel) ...

I've been looking forward to the video for Mariah Carey's "Up Out My Face" ever since photos taken on the set showing Mimi and Young Money's Nicki Minaj entombed in Barbie packaging surfaced online last month. Though the hilarious side ponytails, campy nurse costumes and Minaj's charismatic performance live up to the advance hype, the video's frenetic pacing feels out of step with the song's mid-tempo beat. "Up Out My Face" might've been co-directed by Mariah and her husband Nick Cannon, but it looks like it was edited by Mariah's pet dog Jackson P. Mutley. As we mentioned in yesterday's ...

MARIAH CAREY: Prank calls Nick Cannon on a radio show to discuss porn. ADAM LAMBERT: Performs "Strut" and auctions off his underwear on Ellen. IT'S ALSO STATING FACT: McCain mouths "blame it on Bush" during SOTU speech.DUSTIN LANCE BLACK: At Sundance. For recent Guides to the Tube, click HERE. ...

the man is a fucking douchebag....but for once, i think he is on to something and i applaud his ingenuity:With Halloween just two weeks away, we asked Nick Cannon if he and his wife, Mariah Carey, plan to dress up as a couple when we caught up with him last night. "Yeah, we're going to do something," he told us. "I want to be Ike and Tina, but she doesn't want to offend Tina Turner. I think it’s an honor."i support this because it means that he will beat the fucking shit out of her! YAY!- joe to hell, ...

no, this is not nick cannon being kissed by his wife.this is some everyday white man covered in chocolate sauce, being fully devoured by a hungry, hungry hippo named mariah carey.stand back...she looks hunnnngry.- joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com ...