"Hey baby, now I know you said you wanted some laxatives, but what kind of strength are we talking about here? Extra-super-duper strength? Whoah, honey bunny. You really need to cut back on the cotton candy and dreams and start thinking about eating some more vegetables here and there. It's all about the food pyramid now.
"OK, I know, I know, it's just another part of 'black love' and yes, I appreciate the fact that we're not yet veering into Bobby and Whitney territory and this product I'm purchasing for you will make sure it never comes to that. All ...
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Here's young Nick Cannon, being indoctrinated into Mariah's World. It's not all lollipop fences and glitter-covered cleavage as you can see by the mob of paparazzi that surrounded the newlywed couple as they tried to leave Gyu-Kaku restaurant. This kind of attention could old fast.
But it sounds like Nick's ready to make this high-profile marriage work and even has has babies on the brain. His half-brother Reuben Cannon dished to Us Weekly that Nick "definitely wants kids" but added, "I am not sure exactly if now is the time." Oh please, they're going to procreate immediately, if ... Flag post
For as unexpected as this was of a union and as shocked as I am still that it took place, I do have to admit that Mariah never has looked better. She's trim, smiling big and excitedly flashing that rock of hers.
These are pictures from (and a video) of Mr. and Mrs. Nick Cannon's world debut. The two stepped out for the Time magazine 100 Most Influential People in the world (of which Mariah is one) party earlier in the evening, making their first appearance together since their secret marriage in the Bahamas. ... Flag post
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Now that it's out that Nick and Mariah are all married and stuff, here are some pictures of Cannon's wedding ring and it looks to be covered in some pretty sizable diamonds. Ugh. That's so gross. Does he think he's the bride or something? Get a regular wedding band, ass.
Meanwhile, according to Oprah Winfrey, Ms. Mariah showed the talk show host that the songstress had recently had her back tattooed with the words "Mrs. Cannon" when they were filming Mariah's most recent interview. I hope she used lots of red ... Flag post
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Holy shit, this really happened. I really, really wasn't ready to believe that Mariah had actually gone and married Nick Cannon despite the numerous "confirmations" that kept trickling in, but here's a picture of the two of them on their secret wedding day. He must speak Unicorn because I can't think of any other way that he managed to sweep Ms. Mariah off her feet so much that he convinced her to tie the knot. Or maybe she was lying about her aversion to a baby "invasion" of her uterus and decided that wedding bells would ... Flag post
Mariah Carey is demented. Imagine being her pet? Before the insta-wedding chaos, Mariah was at the premiere of her new flick Tennessee, and sporting a pink Hello Kitty Band-Aid on her hand. It turns out that her beloved pooch Jack turned on her ass and chomped down. You try being dressed in a unicorn costume!
"People keep shaking my hand really hard, like 'hi' and I'm like 'get off my freaking dog bite!'" she said to the press. "So anyways, if I'm wearing a band-aid, I thought it might as well be a cute one. ... Flag post
Mariah Carey might have been slightly impulsive in her decision to get married to her young boyfriend, Nick Cannon, but Mimi's no fool. She's gone ahead and made sure that her cotton-candy kingdom will be shielded from the evil goblins of divorce, should her marriage to Nick ever crumble.
The honey-voiced singer has had her lover boy sign a prenup to ensure that her massive assets are kept safe. According to E! News Online, rumors that she had failed to do so must have been uttered by an individual who was "smoking something!" Reportedly, Mariah will ... Flag post Flag post
Fox News has confirmed that Mariah Carey is indeed married to Nick Cannon.
How have they confirmed it? I don't know, but they seem to find it very official.
The article does include an unnamed source, although I'm not exactly sure how that is more reliable than any of the previous named sources. A "friend" is quoted as saying that Mariah is "blissful," adding, "She's never been comfortable talking about her personal life."
If someone says that Mariah is happy and that she doesn't feel like talking about it, it obviously means she is married.
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There are rumors all over the Internet that Mariah Carey has apparently married Nick Cannon (a guy she has been seeing for approximately one month) in a private ceremony in the Bahamas over the weekend. The 39-year-old pop princess has a new video called "Bye Bye" from her latest album E=MC2 which stars the 27-year-old singer/rapper. ... Flag post
Details about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding keep arriving and we're just doing our best to keep up. First off, jeweler Jacob Arabo has clarified that Mariah's 17-carat ring (valued at $2.5 million) with pink and purple diamonds is not the same one that Nick gave to his ex-fiancee Selita Ebanks.
Also, even though no official confirmation has yet to be obtained, various inside sources keep sounding off on the relationship. The man who designed Mariah's impressive sparkler told People, "He loves her. That's all I know."
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Now that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have sealed the marital deal, the kids over at Pretty On The Outside offered this amalgamation of the celebrities’ features.
Is this what a Carey/Cannon love child would look like all growed up? And, if so, is this creature pre-op or post-op?
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As promised, we've got more details surrounding Mariah Carey's alleged quickie marriage to Nick Cannon. In Touch first reported that the giant diamond ring that Mimi's been sporting is worth $2.5 million and was designed by both Nick and Jacob & Co.
However, an update reveals that the ring might have once been on the finger of a Victoria's Secret model, Nick's ex-fiancee Selita Ebanks. The magazine is suggesting that Cannon might have recycled the ring, set with unique purple and pink diamonds. Hmm...interesting.
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Turns out Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are not just engaged, they're effing married. They eloped "impulsively" yesterday in a small ceremony in the Bahamas and, according to Latina magazine, the wedding was attended by Da Brat and a few close friends. So, why the rush? (Photo: John Shearer/Wire Image) ... Flag post Flag post
Fast on the heels of Mimi's rumored engagement, Latina magazine is reporting that they have confirmation that Mariah Carey's "very impulsive" wedding to Nick Cannon took place yesterday. The ceremony allegedly took place on an island and in attendance were only a handful of friends of the couple, including Da Brat. Little does Nick know, a wild butterfly like Mariah can't be tamed! She must be free to flit as she pleases!
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