Sarah Jessica Parker in a PhilipTreacy topper at the London premiere of her Sex and the City movie; Paris Hilton in a similar chapeau at the London launch of her Can Can fragrance. (via NJ.com and JJs Dirt) ...

Some of these pictures are way too much. That baby looks like it's wondering just what the hell it got born into. Nicole Richie looks like she accidentally got knocked up by the developmentally challenged gardener and is trying to pass his ass off as functional. Here's Nicole and father to her baby Joel Madden posing all over Harper's Bazaar. Nicole's dad Lionel Richie is in on the action, too. Nicole is all jazzed about being a Mom (when she actually sees her child). She says that the one thing she doesn't do is change diapers. ...

Danish artist Nadia Plesner created these t-shirts to benefit Divest for Darfur, and now she's being sued by Louis Vuitton for trademark infringement, even though her beef is not with the luxury brand, but with the media: "Since doing nothing but wearing designerbags and small ugly dogs appearantly is enough to get you on a magasine cover, maybe it is worth a try for people who actually deserves and needs attention." The lawsuit is... ...

Readers, embrace your inner cheese ball and enjoy some free stuff, courtesy of Paris Hilton's movie, The Hottie & The Nottie. Just click here to enter to win a series of prizes, including: -$300 Shopbop.com gift card -The Hottie & The Nottie autographed by Paris Hilton -The Hottie & The Nottie makeover kit (along with a DVD, t-shirt and other stuff) Maybe you're like me and you actually enjoy really, really bad movies (I do happen to own a copy of Glitter) and plan on coming up with a drinking game to go along with this piece of cinematic mastery, should ...

Mary-Kate Olson on Weeds, Britney Spears on How I Met Your Mother, Lindsay Lohan on Ugly Betty. Now we get word that Paris Hilton will be guesting on an episode of Lost. No idea if she'll be in a flashback or a flashforward, but she's bound to flash something. ...

Mindy McCready and Paris Hilton ...

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You could win the bag that Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton and Vanessa Minnillio have been seen clutching could be yours! The White Patent Pico Bag pictured above, which retails for $285.00, could be yours! All you have to do is email us your coolest celebrity encounter experience, and our editors will choose and publish the best one of the bunch, and the White Patent Pico Bag will be yours! Send your entries to asl.contest@gmail.com by midnight ET this Sunday, May 4, 2008. The winner will be announced Monday, May 5, 2008. ...

You could win the bag that Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton and Vanessa Minnillio have been seen clutching could be yours! The White Patent Pico Bag pictured above, which retails for $285.00, could be yours! All you have to do is email us your coolest celebrity encounter experience, and our editors will choose and publish the best one of the bunch, and the White Patent Pico Bag will be yours! Send your entries to asl.contest@gmail.com by midnight ET this Sunday, May 4, 2008. The winner will be announced Monday, May 5, 2008. ...