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Unless it's this one. Watching pets lapping up water is one of our favorite pastimes, which is odd in itself. But OMG, this licking the water as it drips off the top of its head is totally the most insane process a cat has come up with to quench its thirst we've ever seen. Don't cats famously hate getting wet? And how have we not seen this video until now? So entertaining we'd watch it 10 more times, but it makes us want to pee. ...

A co-workerwas having problems with restoring some Exchange public folders. He eventually had to give up and emailed the office that there were new, empty folders and that he was sorry for the incontinence. (He was also handling a phone call at the time, and the spell check had corrected the word to “incontinence” rather then “inconvenience”.) I guffawed loudly and headed back. Another programmer was already back there giggling. The original sender was sort of sheepish. Ensuing emails were about collecting for the “Depends for ____” fund. I pointed out that we would have to find the I Pee ...

I guest-posted over at CJ Koster's Mr. Teacher Man today: My lack of organization sometimes goes so far that almost all my pants end up covered in cat pee. No wonder I end up feeling overwhelmed. Clutter reduces my choices and robs me of my sense of possibility. Clutter forces me into committing crimes against fashion with giant leg bags. I think most of what I wrote makes sense. I can't be... Click on the title to view the full weblog entry. 10% of Schmutzie.com's ad revenue goes to Kiva.org, so a visit to Schmutzie.com is a donation to a worthy cause. Thank you! ...

“I don’t like this movie.” Those words were spoken rather loudly by the young girl sitting behind me at a viewing of Where the Wild Things Are.  These words were spoken just seconds before the young girl proclaimed she had to go to the bathroom or she would pee in her chair. As you can well imagine, [...] ...

Matt asked me the other day - Why do you push your pants down past your ass when you whizz, Lollipop?My pants were below myass when Matt asked.Not as far down as this guy's - More like the guyin the white cap.*Now, as to why I do it.The fcuk ifI know.Maybe 'cause I neverhad an older brother.Ouais.That'd be my best guess. ...

Let me set this up for you. Petey is the miniature schnauzer that I had with my ex, Rodney. After the break-up, Rodney and I both agreed that Petey would go live with him. Petey never hiked his leg when he went to pee. I don’t know if it’s a learned behavior or not. He was never around other dogs and we didn’t have any trees. I don’t know if that matters. Anyway, he just squatted in the yard to pee. He’s 4 years old. But… A few days ago, Rodney called to tell me Petey lifted his leg to pee on ...