Sam: He seemed less creepy tonight.Me: Geez, can you be any louder? Besides, I don't mind him.Sam: I'm sure he doesn't mind you either.Me: What do you mean by that?Sam: C'mon, you know what he wants to do to you. He so wants to #@#% you.Me: Don't be ridiculous. He so doesn't.Sam: Of course he does. You can tell by the way he looks at you.Me: I really don't think so. I'm not delusional about the way I look.Sam: You are so naive. I know gay men. I've been gay longer than you have. You just can't seem to ...