In 1995, on a whim, my friend Stephanie convinced me to place a personal ad in the gay Dallas weekly newspaper. This was not before the internet but it was before everyone had the internet. So personal ads were still what you did. I had never placed one before but she decided for me that it would be really awesome and funny to see what happened once I did. The ad contained no physical information and no romantic needs. It was just a list of stuff I liked.Lots of boring fags contacted me to tell me that they had 28" ...