→ mariah & nick are married! but what do they look like as one person? pretty on the outside → when you have a quickie wedding you tend to forget about stuff like prenup agreements yeeeah! → miley cyrus has been 'grounded' by disney because of all that stupid photo hoopla dlisted → barbara walters is opening up about her steamy past w/ a US senator a socialite's life → do you think brad pitt & angelina jolie are more influential than oprah winfrey? i'm not obsessed → madonna was decked out in fur ...

Do you know how much I hate typing "Chace?" Motherf*cker, get an "s!" Heidi Montag and her nugget Spencer Pratt have revealed that Heidi once made out with Gossip Girl dude Chace Crawford. Ewww. Chace probably thought it was a trannie. Come on, he's recently been linked with Rumer Willis and J.C. Chasez. You do the math. The Doublemint Douches had a luncheon with US magazine, and during it revealed that Heidi tongue-lashed Chace at a club way before Gossip Girl made its way onto the CW. Before [he became] Mr. Gossip Boy, he ...

Here's Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford looking like he hasn't washed that salad in quite some time. Christ, just get some Suave. It's not that pricey and they have it at the Stop N' Shop! A little dab'll do ya! I'm not sure about these stars that think that just because they're famous they can put the kibosh on personal hygiene. I'm looking at you, Julia Roberts. I'm not trying to sound like that fascist Tom Ford, but you owe it to the world not to go outside with your head looking like dirty sheep. In these ...

Oh look, it's a bunch of young, impressionable stars on the rise and...Wilmer Valderrama. Luckily, I'm not really all that attached to anyone here pictured here for this Op clothing photo shoot, otherwise I'd be very upset once Wilmer inevitably decided to suck out their life-force one by one. Or wait, maybe he only goes after the souls of virgins, in which case, I'm pretty sure everyone here is safe. Meanwhile, is there a reason that Pete Wentz is occasionally seen twice in the same picture, only less tattooed and wearing a bikini? Oh wait, that's Rumer Willis. ...