Heidi Montag got her ass on the Ellen show, and told her that no longer being fake friends with Lauren Conrad is a "weight off my shoulders." You'd feel even lighter if you took those plastic domes off your chest, moron. The interview will air on Monday. I seriously feel for the TV hosts who have to speak to this broad. "Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn't like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt]," Montag said. No one likes ...

In Radar's "Yo Spencer!" online column, The Hills dude Spencer Pratt keeps it real (ahem) answering your burning (sensation) questions, like this one: How long do you have to date someone before it's appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex? If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, "If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she ...

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Do you know how much I hate typing "Chace?" Motherf*cker, get an "s!" Heidi Montag and her nugget Spencer Pratt have revealed that Heidi once made out with Gossip Girl dude Chace Crawford. Ewww. Chace probably thought it was a trannie. Come on, he's recently been linked with Rumer Willis and J.C. Chasez. You do the math. The Doublemint Douches had a luncheon with US magazine, and during it revealed that Heidi tongue-lashed Chace at a club way before Gossip Girl made its way onto the CW. Before [he became] Mr. Gossip Boy, he ...