Thanks a lot FRANK.  While perusing the world-famous OMG BLOG I saw a truly disgusting link to the Patent Leather Daddy's "Vote for the Cutest Hipster Elite FashionFag Boyfriend and Boyfriend of Bushwick Making Out" contest-- complete with tongue-in-cheek (I refuse to say "ironic" unless it's actually ironic) sparkle slideshows and retarded outfits-- and a strange feeling came over me.  First I wanted to puke.  Then I wanted to kill myself.  Then I wanted to puke and kill myself at the same time.  Now my laptop is covered in VOMIT and I'm dead.  So if I don't return ...