By way of explanationI've got a thing for - Simon Cowell.I can't helpit, I do. Not SimonDon't judge me.'Cause...You know you've got that thing about _____________.You just don'ttalk about it.Yeah.You knowI'm right. ...

Did you ever see yourpermanent record.I saw mine once.It said - Nicholas is too highly sexed.Whatever.Only...It turns out they actuallydo have rehab for sex. David Duchovny is going in.Tim wants to know where he hangs out, goes for coffee, or where he does his hunting. Tim wants to meet himbefore he goes throughhis treatment.Now, the thing is I thinkDuchovny drinks tea - not coffee.Forget a cupof sugar.I want to borrowhis tea bags. ...

Colt Brennan Or... Tim Tebow.My natural inclinationis to go with Tebow.But then - Colt is namedafter a horse.And well... ...

So, I'm thinking about joining afantasy football league.At least then I'd have an excusefor spendingan afternoongoogling - Brady QuinnOver...and overDo you know how much time is involved in havinga fantasy team?It's like a freakingpart-time job.Which wouldn't leave me muchtime for looking at videos of - Brady QuinnOf course,if I did join I could say I own Brady Quinn. ...

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Some days you wanna fuck.Some days youwanna get fucked.Unless you proclaim loudly to theguy you're standing on line with waiting to buy doughnuts that you're strictly a top.Then chances are most days - you wanna get fucked.What do youwant today? ...

Nike is out to transformRafael Nadal's image. His shorter shorts will be loose as opposed to their tight sometimes see-through predecessors. Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Damn.Don't! ...

Last Wednesday I watched Men's Volleyball whileI got a couple cavities filled.Um... wait.Is it just me or did that sound dirty to you, too? I was at the dentist.And, frankly...There is nothing less sexy than having to sit in the dentist chair.If you're a dentist.No offense.I'm just sayin'.Turns out, though, men's volleyball is hot. Who knew?And...You can get a boner and have some drilled at the same time.Again - Who knew? ...

Paige and I have taken the summer off from ballroom.No cha cha.No Salsa.I only know lead, but I don't ever remember being told tolead withmy cock.Of course - I've never had a private lesson.It occurs to me thatI know a guy wholeads with his cockwhen he walks.But then...A. He's from the east coast andB. He's Italian.He's amazingto watch.Sexy.Hot.He has lots of sex.Lots.But, he never seems happy.I wonder if he'd bea good dancer.Video Via - Marcel Marbella ...

Twelve seminarians were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each seminarian had a small bell on a ribbon hanging from his penis.They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the girl danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful young woman danced before the first candidateSilence. One by one the young woman ...

In the name ofthe father andof the sonand... Derek JeterOr Albert PujolsOr Rich HardenOr any other baseballer who ever popped - your jock.Jose Canseco.David Wright.John Rocker.Billy Bean.Barry Zito. ...

Normally, I don't like a man in a swim cap.I'm a big fan of the -banana hammockthough.Big fanPersonally, I wear square cuts.They've been knownto come off though. ...

One minute, I'm laying hereand Matt is watching - CNNAndI fall asleepbecause - after a few minuteswatching the newsbores me.Then...I'm outside and I see - Barry Zitoand Andrea Minguzziwalking downmy street andand they're tossing a football with two other guys.Only Minguzzi's got his fly undone,and he's strutting down my street with his hard cock poking out of his jeans - [True Religion?]Sweet Jesus!I wake up too soon and I've got this tremendoushard on.My body, may have aged to DILFbut - my mind has stayed thatof a fifteen year old boy.'Cause...I dreamdirty. ...

Remember when I saidguys who drive beat up pickup trucksreally have a way ofgetting to me?They do.Doug postedthis today - And yeah...Watching it gave methis totally raging hard on.I admit it.Video Via - Unnatural Devotions ...

It could bethat - you need to beCatholicfor this image to havemaximum impact.Or maybe not.You tell me. But it seems to methat sometimesReligion is wielded -like a weapon.Sometimes, I'm jealous of guys who grew up without religion.No catechism.No mass.No confession.No penance.There is in that,I think...a great freedom.It's a freedom I'llnever know.Catholicism had been bred into me in such a way thatI can never be free of it.I'm afraid toeven try.I confess, to Almighty God and to you my brothers and sistersThat I have sinned, through myown fault... ...

Sleeveless tees.Shin-length pants...And bandannas.Too much skin?And all that talk about the pantsthe talk about his reaching back to loosen them between points?Nicky say - That's the best part of the game.NY Magazine asks - Are his butt muscles just too big?Rafael NadalHe broughtsexy back! ...

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Some me are breast men.Me?I like a nice... ass.Male ass.Photo via - Bill in Exile ...

This reminds meor something... ...