At MIPCOM, held in Cannes every year, the buyers and sellers of the worldwide television industry convene to do business. The storied Promenade de la Croisette scene switches over from tuxes to suits. Our Fenton Bailey was there, and picked up these colorful cards showing that the reality shows the rest of the world is watching make America's seem sane. Our favorite here is ¡Ya Basta! Kidnapped in Mexico, claiming to have "Real Victims. Real Criminals. Real Terror." Our passport's in order – where's it airing? ...