"Two guys in a bathroom stall – it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I've actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a little bit of that bonding." – Metallica's Lars Ulrich, to Blender, on missing the camaraderie of doing coke with friends in nightclub bathrooms. (Page Six) ...

"In the original script I read, there was only one real kissing scene. A month after Gus asked me to do it, they sent me another script, and on page 5 there was a full-on love scene. And I was like, 'Gus, what the heck?' He says, 'Well, it was Sean's idea.' " – James Franco, to Elle, on his intimate scenes with Sean Penn in Gus Van Sant's Harvey Milk biopic, Milk. (Page Six) ...

What do Mariska Hargitay, Vince Gill, Jack Black, and Mr & Mrs Ben Stiller have in common? For one thing, they don't sport Brazilians. They're all big fans of Betty Beauty, the dye for folks who want a snatch to match. The product comes in a variety of festive colors, the most popular being hot pink, says Betty Beauty's creator, Nancy Jarecki. "People seem to have fun with that one." Jack Black + pink bush = not fun. (Page Six) ...

"I hope to have the eye to do it in such a way that I still look my age but maybe not have my neck swinging around when I go jogging." Please, not when we're getting ready to eat turkey. (via page six) ...

"Toni Braxton for sure. But it's not just about dancing. It's about personality, too. And that Kim Kardashian, ugh, she has no personality at all. It was painful to watch. [And Lance Bass] can't point his toe for shit. He had to have two Red Bulls before doing the jive." – former Dancing With the Stars contestant Joey Fatone, to the crowd at a private screening of the show in Atlantic City, on who shouldn't have been kicked off. (Page Six) ...