Sarah Palin is going to Georgia tomorrow to campaign for Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss. No doubt her clothes will be VERY EXPENSIVE."Milk" earned an estimated $1.3 million in ticket sales this weekend on only 36 screens. Oui Oui, French men say they have the largest PENISES in Europe. And Greeks report having the tiniest burritos. Or maybe they are just honest?Speaking of dongs, the Bulge Report compiled this helpful list of UNCUT celebrities.Cute animal pictures. Not to be outdone by Anderson Cooper, Helen Mirren was photographed in a swimsuit recently too.Pomegranate juice makes ...

good morning! i hope everyone had an excellent holiday yesterday - i didn't do much but that was just fine by me! today i have bunch of errands to run (fun stuff like changing the oil in my car and getting a smog check) here's the mashup for this week - which was actually concocted by DJ paul v. himself - and mashes two unlikely bed fellows - britney spears and marilyn manson - have a listen for yourself below! popbytes over & out for now...xoxo † FROM DJ PAUL V.Hey everyone, Happy Belated Thanksgiving! We ...

Everything’s on sale at blogging out loud!  Just $49 down and pay the payments on the window! (via) Holy Black Friday, shoppers!  It’s like we’re doing our own version of “Countdown” around here today.  3) I’m putting my shopping pumps on early, so watch out.  Here’s a list to get you started.  If none of those strike an urge, check out my Amazon store in the sidebar for some amaaaazing deals.  2) But first, it’s time for a little family time on Turkey day and here go the 7 most annoying people at any holiday celebration.  For ...

Traditionally, George W.Bush used to pardon two turkeys ahead of the national Thanksgiving celebration, probably because he realised that he could easily have been on the other side of the cage. If the Republicans are still angry enough at him after he hands over to Obama, that could still happen, though… Sarah Palin, however, is red in tooth and claw! According to PinkNews, her Youtube audience watched as the squawking, protesting birds were forcibly inserted into an abbatoir chute.  Oblivious to the recriminalising cries of her avian counterparts, the possible future Republican presidential aspirant answered questions on oil prices, the rigours of campaigning and her plans for Alaska’s state budget. “I was ...

Conservative group Our Country Deserves Better released an amusingly-timed turkey day video about how thankful they are for Sarah Palin just days after Palin's now well-publicized pardon/slaughter showcase video of what Benjamin Franklin wanted as our national bird. In the video, the group thanks Palin for her "passionate, hopeful, and articulate advocacy of common sense conservative values." No doubt most Democrats are thanking her for exactly the same things. What were those ingredients again for the moose chili? Watch both clips, AFTER THE JUMP... ...

Word is that Oprah wants Sarah Palin...So do David Letterman, George Stephanopolous, and Barbara Walters.Frankly, I'm too tired of her and wish she'd just go back to Alaska and fade away...But if she's gonna do TV shows, I wish it were Judge Judy, who would interrupt her and declare her guilty of stupidity or something...... Or Dr. Phil could ask her "What were you thinkin'??"Or she could fly off to the UK and do the game show "The Weakest Link", where she could easily play the title role...Any other suggestions? ...

Ms. Palin (if you’re nasty) just can’t seem to stay out of the news and viral videos no matter how bloody it gets - Gross! *** Thanks for ruining my Thanksgiving Ms. Palin! I think we’ll have baked potatoes this year… ...

OK. I know I posted this picture a while back, and I know that Virginia Republicans were seriously working the “Hooters Demographic” with Palin, but I honestly don’t get it. And it has nothing to do with my being gay, believe me. I can spot, and appreciate a gorgeous, sexy woman as well as anyone. (It’s just that I’m not going to want to sleep with her, so much as take her out for lunch and maybe a little shopping.) When it comes to celebrities women like Angela Bassett, Catherine Zeta-Jones can stop me in my ...

This interview with Sarah Palin, with its background counterpoint of turkeys in their death throes, is like something out of Monty Python. My jaw is still on the desk.     ...

Um, wow. Sarah Palin gives a TV interview at a turkey farm with a worker slaughtering turkeys in the background. Did no one bother to explain that having a killing station with what appears to be blood and a worker who calls to mind Sweeney Todd might be just the teensiest bit distracting? Yes, I know that stuff doesn't float down from Heaven to land on everyone's dinner plate, but for most of us, seeing animals being dispatched tends to blot out someone speaking. Wow. Technorati Tags: Sarah Palin ...

Sarah Palin answered questions from an interviewer at a turkey farm, against the festive holiday backdrop of birds being beheaded and drained at a trough full of blood. The butchering is so distracting that even though we've watched the clip twice, we couldn't tell you a thing Palin said. (BuzzFeed) ...

Sarah Palin just won't stop appearing on television and saying nothing. At least this time there is a little action happening the background. Have you ever seen a live turkey get killed in a giant funnel before? It's like she did it with her words. (Thanks to Ed for the tip!)... ...

Now that Sarah Palin's political career has been slaughtered, she's decided to hold a totally symbolic Thanksgiving photo-op in front of a man gruesomely murdering turkeys. With this wonderful woman still in the news, we have so much to give thanks for this year! ...

It’s the Great American Smokeout today, so put the ciggies down, and pick him up instead.  Here’s a few little bits I smoked out from the series of tubes today:  • Conservative columnist Kathleen Parker has stepped in it again.  After receiving death threats over her criticism of Sarah Palin, she’s now got a bead on the big elephant in the elephants’ tent:  God.  It seems no one wants to talk publicly about how the Baptist Taliban are dragging the party down except Mike Huckleberry and Sarah Palin, goddammit.  Kathleen might want to stay away from Texas, as ...

Last night, Katie Couric sat down with David Letterman and talked about the interviews with Sarah Palin that signaled the beginning of the end. Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP... (via the HuffPost) ...

Shirtless TODD is inside the post... Yum yum yum!  If only he would turn around...The rest of Sarah Palin's PRIVATE vacation photos can be found here.(Via Wonkette) ...

It’s almost time to haul our lesbian, vegan, wiccan asses back to the small towns from which we escaped years ago, so that we can celebrate how thankful we are to have done so. Here are just a few do’s and don’ts for the big day: DO initiate a discussion about Sarah Palin and the liberal media. This will be more entertaining than a barrel of monkeys, trust me. DON’T ask any relative over the age of 70 how s/he is feeling unless you are an EMT and can handle this sort of thing over dinner. DO bring your love bunny. Bonus points for ...

As if reading Fosco Lives! isn't procrastination in itself, Fosco has found several other things you could read today to avoid doing any work:

• From the Anchorage Daily News, read that Alaska's dropout rate is double the national average. Wow. Sarah Palin has done some great work.
• Does your sense of California superiority need a little deflating? From the HuffPo: "Can We Stop Pretending California is Green?"
• From Andrew Sullivan, read about The Mormon War on Gay People.
• From SFGate read a fascinating history by Oz's US Representative Jackie Speier about her ordeal at Jonestown. It turns out

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